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realjennykim

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About Me


I'm very chill and pretty boring. I laugh a lot and am always on a diet. I'm bad (bad meaning bad not bad meaning good) at anything that requires talent. I always notice incorrect spelling and I remember everything when I'm sober. Dan Panic said I have lovely penmanship.I don't like shoplifters, litterbugs, and people who wear colored contact lenses.
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My Interests

Books, booze, boost, sushi, cheeseless pizza, WRX, joyhogging, Farm Cake + Bundtlet, poser skateboarding, flask, Wing Chun, Total Gym, pilates, running, jump rope, acid reflux, muscles, mussels, Charlotte, 88 Tees, Hawaii, thrift stores, cancer scorpio virgo taurus pisces, shooting pool, doing nothing, home alone, hakuna matata, blue jeans.

I'd like to meet:


Professional cupcake bakers; potential Top Friends; women skateboarders 30 yr of age who like to skate flatground at night; Edith Wharton scholars; dogsitters; cancers and scorpios born in 1973; Donny Barley, Tom Penny, and Marshall Mathers; recovered bulimics; an artist who can draw the cartoon tattoo concept of the purple Integra GSR with the fishing pole sticking out the back; my doppelganger.
And this guy:

Books:

I'm an expert on Edith Wharton's Age of Innocence, enjoy all her novels. Also Maxine Hong Kingston. D.H. Lawrence, Fitzgerald, Henry James, Brontes. Yeah, some contemporary stuff too. Books that aren't a waste of time. More.

Heroes:

Mom for ruling. Dr. Zimmerman for paving the way. Jeff Hollingsworth for being nice and shredding hard. The Ianator for ianating like a crazy person.
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