Fathers Day Gift Bouquet 2009! |
Fathers Day is the Perfect time to say it with Meat. Not with ties. Not with golf balls and not with propane and propane accessories. It's your dad, people. Not a stranger you barely know. You know he...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 18:38:00 GMT |
Ode to the Meatest Day bouquet AKA October 18th! |
There once was a bouquet of meatWho fancied himself a Sweetest Day treatHe'd pack up in a boxComb his salty locksAnd call UPS for a ride up the street!(finger snaps go here)
Posted by on Sun, 17 Aug 2008 10:29:00 GMT |
I think about Jerky way too much! |
Dear whomevers eyeball are on this page right now,Have you ever had a day that started out the best day ev, and ended night of the living dead? That was today. Why do I ever fool myself into getting ...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Aug 2008 17:38:00 GMT |
Meat Float bouquet is here! |
You just gotta go to BeefJErkybouquet.com to see it. Not much of a blog is it.Fine. I went to my cousins wedding this weekend. Wow, my family is funny. By the end of the night everyone was wearing som...
Posted by on Sun, 20 Jul 2008 18:14:00 GMT |
Slim Jim is a Whore |
If I were Slim Jim's mom, Mrs. Jim, I would surely wear sunglasses to the market. Imagine the snickers and turned up noses as she makes her way down the isle toward the sweet and salty snacks. There s...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 17:42:00 GMT |
Send Meat Flowers all over the country without FTD! |
What do you send the person who has everything? Meat, that's what. A Beef Jerky Bouquet travels anywhere in the continental United States and Says more than flowers could, ever. And we say it with a v...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:57:00 GMT |
Jerky Bouquet for your man’s Birthday! |
There are plenty of things you can get your man for his Birthday. Guys like electronics, food and of course nighties. Still the Jerky bouquet is like flowers, but made out of meat. So you man gets flo...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jul 2008 09:49:00 GMT |
Michigan "Flower" Delivery, not FTD |
BeefJerkybouquet.com is better than flowers. It’s a pound of Jerky in a 25 Oz Beer Mug.Turkey, Venison and Beef!Say it with Meat!BEEFJERKYBOUQUET.COM
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:52:00 GMT |
Meat "Jerky" Bouquets Become "the" Gift of 2008 |
Have you heard of the Beef Jerky Bouquet? If you haven’t, well today is your lucky day.For years men have had to deal with the embarrassment of receiving flowers as a gift at work. No More!Today...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:30:00 GMT |
