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Ch@®lie

I am here for Friends

About Me

Geez...about me...oh the pressure...what to put here? Well, I'm not a crackhead although I live in Crackville (i.e. the TenderNob, SF). Words to describe me might include goober, nail-biter, tv baby, world-class kisser, eclectic, social butterfly, jet setter, catsitter, writer, psychic, chicken eater, email junkie, preppy, sushi lover, queer as a $3 bill, loyal, smot poker, shoe-wearer and stoic. But if you want to know more about me, email me, IM me, add me as a friend, post a comment or come meet me for lunch, coffee or people watching. Just don't flirt with me too much - I have a boyfriend of 12 years (that's 89 in straight years) and I'm not on the market. Uber flaky people annoy me and those for whom hanging out is an art will be treated as royalty. I'm still adjusting to being a Californian after living here 14 years and often still feel like a stranger in a strange land but I can't see myself living anywhere else. While I enjoy my work for the most part I really don't like working in general and would rather spend my time getting to know people and relaxing (maybe I should work for MySpace??! Hello, HR? I have a resume...)!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

In no particular order: Elvis, but it ain't happening; Jenna Von Oy; Jude Law; Cher; my biological family; Jeremiah S. from Blackbaud; Kevin Bacon; Miss Cindy Hsiao; Karl Rove, so I can punch him in the gut; Keanu Reeves; Monique; The Tick; someone who can confirm Gavin Newsom's homosexuality; Colin Farrell; Jody Foster; Noah Wylie; Sigfreid and Roy; the inventor of Chex Party Mix; Jeremy Piven; Gene Simmons; Angelica Houston; Dennis Richmond from KTVU Channel 2 News; The Dali Lama; Ellen Degeneres; Bucky the Katt; Michael Rosenbom; Goran Vijsnic; Prince William; Kool-Aid; Ewan McGregor; Cate Blanchett; Bill Clinton; The Blue Man Group; Dirk Diggler; Maura Tierney; Cheap Trick; Matt Dillon; Mariah Carey; David Faustino; Julianne Moore; Jake Gyllenhaal; David Sedaris; Val Kilmer; Lisa Kudrow; the Hanson brothers; Elizabeth Hubbard; Homer Simpson; Kelly Clarkson; Annette Benning; Augusten Burroughs; an honest politician; Will Ferrell; Joe Jackson; Tom Welling; Kurt Vonnegut; Amy Sherman-Palladino; Brendan Fraser; Bob Mould; the creator of bell-bottoms; Dan Millman; Michael Landon; Liza Minelli; Ren & Stimpy; Boy George; Wayne Dyer; someone who will employ me in television with no prior experience.

My Blog

The Blue Wave

HAW HAW!!!  That's what I've been saying every time I see George Bush on tv these days as I laugh and point and revel in the fact that his cockiness has been put in check by the recent takeover o...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:00:00 GMT

Gobble, gobble - the turkey's on Prozac

Everything has been out of wack this year, holiday-wise.  I don't know if it's general holiday fatigue, the toll of the war and economy and Bush's folly on the American psyche, the shift of Satur...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:05:00 GMT

Where is the love? -or- A self-inflicted pity party -or- Stranded on MySpace island

So I update my profile, I send messages to friends, I post comments on people's profiles and pictures and yet where is the love?  If it wasn't for the lovely and very cool Saran it would seem I h...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 15:52:00 GMT