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bar joke!!

This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar but says "What the  heck, I really want a drink."  When the gay waiter approaches he says to the customer "What's the ...
Posted by Your all Jenny and Lensey and fine. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

its the law

It's a law. After six months, all lesbian couples will walk alike. After one year, all lesbian couples will be wearing at least one matching item. After ten years, all lesbian couples pronouncing the ...
Posted by Your all Jenny and Lensey and fine. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you here on a hoilday?

(A tourist approaches a shepherd. The sounds of sheep and the outdoors are heard.) Tourist: Good afternoon. Shephrd: Eh, 'tis that. Tourist: You here on holiday? Shephrd: Nope, I live 'ere. ...
Posted by Your all Jenny and Lensey and fine. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

if you kiss me

A young woman was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to her and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful prince." She bent over, picked up the frog and put it in her pocket. S...
Posted by Your all Jenny and Lensey and fine. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

recycling through out the universe among innumerable forms

Atoms are ageless. The origin of most atoms goes back to the origin of the universe, and nearly all atoms are older then the Sun and Earth. There are atoms in your body that have existed since th...
Posted by Your all Jenny and Lensey and fine. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST