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About Me

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The person that invented two pin plugs. Why?

My Blog

Days of Glory  War Fair? Never!

This week I got a new game to review called "Attack on Pearl Harbor". Now, I can't un-Americanise the word harbour this time, because it's the name of the game, but at least I can stick an "s" in the ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:58:00 GMT

Hospitals and Airports: Humanity at it's Best

I hate hospitals and airports. They're like these manky, pocket-sized little wastelands. Shiny, crowded and blurry, both locales sheen with an ominous sense of apprehension and avoidance. Every time ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 01:55:00 GMT

Where Do I Plug in the Xbox?

You know you're in the countryside when you have to slow down and break for an eagle. Looking out the window, as my lips steadily drained of all traces of moisture and rapidly glued themselves shut, t...
Posted by on Mon, 14 May 2007 05:47:00 GMT

Ooh, The Clocks Are Melting

"Time is never time at all. You can never ever leave, without leaving a piece of youthAnd our lives are forever changed. We will never be the same. The more you change the less you feel. Believe, beli...
Posted by on Thu, 03 May 2007 03:52:00 GMT

It's 4:20, Do You Know Where Your Teen Is?

Just an interesting little tid-bit for 4/20, which is tommorrow:Most people that consider themselves anything to do with the counterculture know that 4:20 has something to do with weed. What though? I...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 04:18:00 GMT

Knobheads and Stereotypes

Knobheads and Stereotypes When Blur sang "stereotypes, there must be more to life", they sounded pretty optimistic and hopeful about the human race. I'm not optimistic. Not today. Too many stereotypes...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Apr 2007 02:28:00 GMT

Worker Ants, Tow-truck drivers and the Bruce Willis Factor.

lame tiny photo I know, but my phones even lamer. When I woke up and saw the seven missed calls from Matt this morning, I knew it could only mean one thing. He'd been sitting at Westville Mall for h...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 05:56:00 GMT

Dont eat at Spiga dOra, in Florida Rd. Well, you can if you REALLY want to, but I dont.

I don't even know why I'm typing this out. It's late, I'm tired, I wanna go to bed, but I can't, not until I've had my arb, emo rant - no matter how little it accomplishes or proves: I know it's a bit...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:35:00 GMT

Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely

"Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely" George OrwellOrwell said it best, more than 60 years ago now, with his Animal Farm pig analogy. If you give anyone absolute power, that power will corrupt them, ab...
Posted by on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:09:00 GMT

Unicorn Odyssey

I could never really tell exactly what Brendan was singing, until now... This has gotta be one of the coolest songs ever written. SKARRR!!!   The first time i saw youyou worked selling hot dogs a...
Posted by on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:24:00 GMT