David

YES TO
Eating as I please, green traffic lights, BMWs, 599 GTB Fiorano-Pininfarina & F430s, The Father the Son & the Holy Ghost, film, music, São Paulo, beaches, Ludvika, surfing/snowboarding, crude humor, originality (it keeps the knife off my temple), F1 ,reading, writing, freshly brewed coffee, honey, guitars, fragrances, spaghetti al dente with tomato sauce, a little basil and Primo Taglio (aka the way to my heart), Fogo de Chão, Veneto, Bremen, Farofa Deusa, Picanha aka Tri-Tip cut(medium/rare - never said there was only one way to my heart), Patek Philippe-Calatrava (a personal favorite), Chateau Lafite-Rothschild, YSL, Philosophy, Family, William Blake,musicians, astronomy ( it puts me back in my place ), Ayrton Senna, Inside the Actors Studio, Johann Sebastian Bach, Zara, Hugo Boss, Paolo Conte, Chianti Clasico, Angra dos Reis, Third Street Promenade, Piero Manzoni ( merit for he was able to prove that humans have the ability to be utterly stupid with his master piece in 1961- I call it a stunt by an original prankster), going to bed, sleepin’ in, fireplaces, LCD flat screens, the lamp in the corner of my living room, Panera Bread, Campos do Jordão & Poços de Caldas, Tintin, Asterix, Frank E. Peretti,Bossa Nova, Windsor Knot, applying atomic wedgies, speeding, Sherlock’s Baker St., The Grove, The Soup, bloopers in general, rock n'roll, GN'R, watching awkward interviews, sarcasm, MJ(think athletically), leaving work on Fridays, History, Discovery Channel, Jackyll & Hyde ( TUTS 04 production ), Cirque du Soleil, Bvlgari, André Segovia, Francisco Tárrega’s Recuerdos de la Alhambra and Agustin Barrio’s la Catedral, Bachianinha 1, Edgard Rice Burroughs,Pel?, Football(soccer), waking up and not having to get up, long haired girls, savvyness, sex, fitness, iPods, laptops, Jazz, actors, storytellers, David Letterman as opposed to Jay Leno, Satriani and Friedman equally make the top of the list, new car smell ( not to be mistaken with the one offered at most car washes for they are worlds apart), dogs (all of them), turbulence (a little rocking in the skies can make things a bit more interesting, particularly when new flyers are present and put on a show of their own), holidays, long weekends, west coast, running, chivalry, assholeism ( when necessary), the word “why”, and last but not least, breathing.
NO TO
Stop signs, traffic, douchebags, phone rings, cell phone bad service, zits, people w/o a clue, rain on the way to work, emos, stalkers, lurkers, roaches (emphasis on the ones that can fly), bad/without-etiquette/slow drivers, automobile horns ( however, when I am the one applyin’ it, I enjoy it to the fullest) , mosquitoes that insist on ear-buzzing all night, brain-freeze, alarms, tests, blue-balls, headaches, aches in general, taxi drivers with unholy soul-engulfing body odor (I asked for a cab driver, not a sac of assholes, not a defunct), flat tires, nightclubs, surprises (should not be confused with, nice somewhat expected to a certain extent ones)long flights, baggage claim, humidity, loud belching girls,losers, machine responses, obtuse phone operators ( hint - the ones who keep transferring you to the next available operator on an endless cycle), individuals oblivious to self-foul breath, having a cold, being hungry = cranky, definite goodbyes, web spam, eartquakes, hurricanes, facebook, crowded elevators , lines, realizing there is no soap in the shower when already wet, morning glory, clichés(not to be confused with traditions), apple polishing types, politicians ( there are exceptions), thieves, itches, self-proclaimed people, forgetting & losing things ( emphasis on wallets, cell phones, long documents and messages due to bad connection or any other atrocities of this sort), getting pulled over, being blessed with a ticket, left over butt-warmth on chairs, and the worst of all, stepping on water WITH SOCKS ON!