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Sticks and Stones never made sense.

smile, it looks good on ya!

About Me

I'm a huge DORK!

My Interests

I love EATING FOOD, riding the short bus, running with scissors, smuggling aliens, body art and body modification, mohawks, snotrockets, blood and guts, loud music, handcuffs, whips & chains, fluffy bunnies, ridicule and manipulation.

I'd like to meet:

Your momma!! and of course mrs. Jameson

Music:

yea right...i am WAY too lazy to type all of that, but usually any enraged girl who likes to rock out.

Movies:

slasher movies with a plot, slasher movies without a plot lol, anything from the 80's, movies with really bad dubbing, kung fu flicks (and i don't mean just Kill Bill you losers), kevin smith flicks (before that "Jersey Girl" piece of garbage), comedies without a corny, unrealistic romantic plot (put me right to sleep !), any and all dark comedies

Television:

it's all about : Degrassi (bad Canadian melo-drama), Conan O'Brien, SNL, Showtime at the Apollo!, South Park, The Daily Show, Kids in the Hall, Beverly Hills 90210 & Melrose Place (represent), ER, the channel that shows real operations (now that's reality tv), Six Feet Under, Entourage, Ren & Stimpy, Adult Swim, Viva La Bam, Daria, My So Called Life, Undressed (although it was painfully yanked from the air), The State and all the dirty channels. mmmmmm porno.

Books:

Edger Allen Poe, thillers, stephen King, anything to do with Jenna Jameson3, bio's on marilyn monroe, and uhh...some others.