why marty mcfly could beat up superman |
hello and welcome back to "why your mom ate hash brownies at the party i had last night."watched "the wackness" this morning and remembered why making mix tapes is so good. its a shame that my and you...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Feb 2009 12:46:00 GMT |
first rule of drunk club "there is no drunk club" second rule of drunk club "we hate boy bands |
time to explore the house next to yours. go ahead and get out of your seat and go knock on their door. if they answer just ask for two eggs (it will seem neighborly and nice of you) ha ha but if they ...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 22:58:00 GMT |
if i got stuck in an elevator with paul walker....and i had a paper clip... |
if there is a time and place for everything when is it ok to poop your pants as an adult? and what place is that?
i started doing some jogging to get into a little better shape recently. its goo...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Sep 2008 22:00:00 GMT |
having sex in the car youre test driving |
first press pause if the video below began playing when you opened this....... and if you have no idea what i'm talking about then sorry i did it wrong and just skip all the stuff that does...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 21:40:00 GMT |
harboring a crush on your pets... and acting on it! |
so i think it would be pretty awesome to be a great artist, cause then anytime you wanted to see boobs you could just draw them. they could be big, little, perky, or square (if you draw them on an etc...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 23:20:00 GMT |
the sneeze during oral sex was the best!! |
hey diddle diddle.
was recently told that i hadn't put a new blog up lately...., and while this is true i also haven't cut the power at a nursing home lately. so just as soon as i'm done writing...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 23:34:00 GMT |
...the jokes i'd play on my grandparents... |
hey what's up my pretty people that are all alergic to pollen? seriously tell me. it's ok i can wait
fine butthole i'll talk.
went on vacation to dallas. it's kinda an annuall rit...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 22:41:00 GMT |
somethings you should never.... ever do with silly putty |
--meant to be read as death metal lyrics--> 'hey hey do you wish that you were a popsicle? do you find that the conversations with the trees always end up in arguments?
so yeah the time has come to d...
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 22:34:00 GMT |
don't look now but here comes a guy with a banana in his pocket...i think |
hey my not so good rappers, and june (who is an excellent rapper, she has mad flows). so whatcha been doing lately? i watched the nfl draft, and counted the things that are plastic that ha...
Posted by on Wed, 02 May 2007 18:08:00 GMT |
finding time to sleep during sex |
i gotta say i hate national incidents, they end up making less things you can say without someone hateing you (i.e. i'm gonna go virgina tech. on your ass if you guys don't start helping!!). they star...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 23:04:00 GMT |
