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John the Gunslinger

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About Me

My name is John. I am a foul mouthed wise ass who likes to be quick with the jokes. Shy at first, but very friendly and silly when with friends. I am also Criminology grad student at Florida State University and as such I have very little of a social life.As you can tell by my screen name and photos I'm a shooter. I am so for three reasons:1. I find shooting sports most enjoyable. 2. It is a skill I feel every law abiding citizen should possess. 3. These skills are required if I am to become a future law enforcement officer.I am also a Life Member of the National Rifle Association and a Charter Member of Jews for the Preservation of Firearms Ownership. If you have come to my page and this puts you off, leave now.I also am a big fan of music, in particular heavy metal. Thrash, death, power, and original old school metal mostly. I also enjoy other genres. See my music section.I am also a big movie fan with an ever growing DVD collection. I am also a BIG fan of Japanese animation. Guess that also makes me a bit of a nerd.Message me if I catch your interest. NO SPAM! NO CAM WHORES! AND NO FUCKING ADVERTISEMENTS! Bands will be added at my discretion.Any and all hateful e-mails will be saved for future mocking.
.. You scored as Thrash Metaller. You are into Thrash and Speed metal! Your metal is best served fast with blistering guitar solos. Moshing is compulsory!

Thrash Metaller


85%

Death Metal


80%

Old School Heavy Metal


65%

Power/Prog Metal


60%

Glam Metal


20%

Grindcore


15%

Stoner


0%

Metal Troll


0%

Black Metaller


0%

Nu Metal/Metalcore


0%
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I'd like to meet:

Any one cool male or female. Similar interests preferred. Always looking for that special someone to be my best friend, confidant, and lover all in one.<I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Live From Congress: The Skull Fucking Bill Of 2007

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My Blog

Deadliest Warrior TV show.

Anyone who has been following my status for the past few months knows I am a BIG fan of the show Deadliest Warrior on Spike TV. I LOVE this show; take two warriors, profile them, and test their we...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Jun 2009 15:17:00 GMT

NO MORE DRIVING!!!!!!!!!!

Well I am back in Jacksonville after yet ANOTHER road trip to Tallahassee to get a lease signed for my apartment and see my Doctor. The past month or so has been filled with so much driving I am sick ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 May 2008 21:23:00 GMT

Post yer name here BITCHES!

I totally stole this from Dave. lol Leave your name and: 1. I'll respond with something random about you.2. I'll tell you what song/movie reminds me of you.3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle yo...
Posted by on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 13:15:00 GMT

RIP Charlton Heston 1924-2008

A man who was as known for his acting as he was for his advocacy. From Ben-Hur and Planet of the Apes to President of the National Rifle Association, we have lost a great man. As a NRA member I will m...
Posted by on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 19:06:00 GMT

Of sheep, wolves, and sheep dogs

William J. Bennett, in a lecture to the United States Naval Academy November 24, 1997 said: "Most of the people in our society are sheep. They are kind, gentle, productive creatures who can only hurt ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 11:47:00 GMT

Good News

Apparently I had wireless all along. Shows how technically illiterate I am.
Posted by on Sat, 02 Jun 2007 15:48:00 GMT

Man Laws

1: Under no circumstances may two men share anumbrella.2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the followingcircumstances:(a) When a heroic dog dies to save its master.(b) The moment Angelina Jolie st...
Posted by on Tue, 01 May 2007 18:26:00 GMT

RIP Matthew La Porte

Matthew La Porte, or Möttull Oakenhawk as some of us knew him, was one of the 32 people killed in the Virginia Tech shooting. I remember him well from the times we chatted in Metal Fiendz. He was take...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 12:01:00 GMT

I have discovered a horrible truth...

I have come to the conclusion that ever since Myspace has been taken over by Google (run by the Queer Eye's guys) they have been constantly trying to recuit strait men to the gay lifestyle! And worse,...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 17:51:00 GMT

NFL Mock Draft 2007

1. Oakland Raiders  JaMarcus Russell QB LSU                 Seems to fit the Al Davis mold for a QB. 2. Detroit Lions  Brady Qui...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 14:42:00 GMT