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The Zlotskies

The Dog made me do it.

About Me

Born prematurely after a freak impregnation at the Mcgreevy Mansion annual gay Orgy, the five zlotskies took over the hardcore mosh scene with their combover hairstyles and stretched ears and white belts.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/19/2004
Band Members: Dan Zlotsky. Jimbone Zlotsky. Mitzy Skylar. Hank Zlotsky. Frank Zlotsky.
Influences: Sex. Cell phone induced brain tumors. September 11 and Never Forgetting. Napoleon Dynamite. Neil Diamond. Dirt McGirt. Sugarshit Sharp. Columbine. Those Kids From The Hall. Those Kids Whose Lives Seemed More Intersting In High School, But Now i Know They Pump Gas. Cutters. Not eating is the only way i can have some control in my life. Memories of a russian childhood. Scars. Circumsicions. Jewish mothers and the pain they bring me. Clams. Chowder. Clams Chowder. Masturbation. Self help. Rehab. Quitting. Cutting myself on a bandsaw. The Devil. Your Daughter is my reason to live.
Sounds Like: A circus of light in your pants. with elephants. and lion tamers. oh my.
Type of Label: None