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A Canadian Werewolf In

Wolf is hungry - Time to feed it.

About Me

75,000 BC
Earliest human altars, including evidence of prehistoric bear-cult.
10,000 BC
The domestication of the dog
6,000 BC
Catal Huyuk cave-drawings depict leopard men hunting
2,000 BC
Epic of Gilamesh written down (first literary evidence of werewolves)
850 BC
Odyssey written down (including werewolf beliefs)
500 BC
Scythians recorded as beliving the Neuri to be werewolves
400 BC
Damarchus, Arcadian werewolf, said to have won medals at olympia
100 - 75 BC
Virgil’s eight ecologue (first witnesed voluntary transformation of a werewolf
600 AD
Saint Albeus (Irish) said to have been suckled by wolves, and to be a werewolf
617 AD
Wolves said to have attacked heretical monks.
1347-1351
First major outbreak of the Black Death
1494
Swiss woman tried for riding a wolf
1541
Paduan werewolf dies after having arms, legs and head cut off
1957
"I was a Teenage Werewolf" Film
1972
Shamdeo discovered living among wolves in India
1975
Surawicz and Banta publish first two modern cases of lycanthopy
1985
The Wolfman arrested and charged as werewolf, sentanced to life in Broadmoor, Death of Shamdeo, "Teen Wolf" Film Released.
1991
The Wolfman escapes from Broadmoor, remains at large
2006
Canadian Werewolf is born when band members Lassie Lipstick, Benji Furburger, Rex Rabies, and Cujo Silverbullet inadvertantly meet while slaughtering a group of kids at a punk rock show. The event is known as the "My Chemical Romance Massacre"
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/6/2005
Band Website: canadianwerewolf.com
Band Members: Rex Rabies, Benji Furburger, C.K. Howling, Scrappy Minge Mange, Fido Silverbullet
Sounds Like: Flesh Tearing On Teeth, Blood Vessels Popping, Regenerating Limbs, Suckling A Left Ventricle.
Record Label: KTR
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

where are they now?

An Update: We are currently attempting to finish an album as well as laughing at silly show requests.  That's really about it.  
Posted by A Canadian Werewolf In on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 04:44:00 PST

Upcoming Shows

Saturday, Oct 21st IMU & CiTR present the ALMOST HALLOWEEN PARTY! featuring The DARKEST of the HILLSIDE THICKETS with special guests A Canadian Werewolf In... & Sileophage @ The BACKSTAGE LOUN...
Posted by A Canadian Werewolf In on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 04:29:00 PST

ALLDOGSGO TO HELLL

new song.
Posted by A Canadian Werewolf In on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 09:58:00 PST

All Dogs Go to Hell 2005 Tour

We're going on the road to devour little children and score furburger all over this country. On human children we will prey. lock them up inside quickly because... oh god, oh shit... fdasfdas&nbs...
Posted by A Canadian Werewolf In on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 02:30:00 PST