i've never had a big interesting about me section..... until now.
My name is Sean Smith, i have recently finished pounding the ground of Newcastle College on a two year Advanced Acting Course, since that i have been snagged up by Janet my agent who gets me acting jobs for my back in Warburtons adverts, or parts in films that don't pay but sound super cool where i get to act really psychotic.WHICH is pretty fun. On top of that i somehow have wangled a place in East15 Drama school on a Stage Combat and Specialist Skills course where i get to go swordfighting, horse riding and loadsa other fun outdoorsy stuff which i like doing. other activities which i like to do is/are Surfing at Tynemouth,especially in the winter because i can wear my stupid headpiece which makes me look like a cross between a black sperm a seal and a stupid power ranger or as i like to call a Speal Ranger. I like drawing, mainly only two or three things can i draw well and so i continue to draw they are Batman, eyes and peoples faces (but not real people). After art i also like to play with my new found old school toy of my childhood the Diablo!!! it makes me jizz, its that fun.Climbing Rocks is another thing i quite like to do when its sunny, or situated in France, Fontainebleau but its obviously a bit of a journey from newcastle so i don't go there much. On the subject of France i used to live there for three years where i played with my diablo and didn't learn how to read the time properly, but did learn that a bright blue and yellow shorty wetsuit was fun. No i don't know any french and yes i can't actually read clocks properly its my kryptonite.I also like going out and getting pretty damn drunk, getting taxis home that always cost too much and stealing cones,leaving your mums favourite pair of shoes in the taxi and having to track them down the next day,mooning the taxi driver then getting thrown out and telling them i live in the wrong street then running away from the fare are the best bits. My gatherings at my house are pretty fierce when they come together and a lotta fun happens then the main highlight are me getting naked, the Devil water shitmixes i like to concoct containing every spirit in my cupboards in one glass(not nice sometimes) and then the NIGHTWALKS. they are the best unless you fall asleep beforehand, or get drunk off gaymers cider than puke then fall asleep, or get too tired and go home, or sit in my kitchen phoning someone saying they've all gone, talking about my large penis, or mysteriously disappear, or drink way too many spirits too quickly parade around shouting about how great pokemon and digimon is and then go to my bathroom and not come back due to pukage and then sleep.Dethklok are funnyand so are POOCICLES and SO IS Tim and Erics Awesome show, they do a Great job!.I like trips to the dales where we nearly kill rabbits and drive offroads we thought were there, and play numerous rounds of four square until someone wipes the floor with us. The goose dance makes me laugh.I enjoy also on top of all this going to festivals Tinthepark is my home turf now i like sleeping next to the slam van, buying hats that i can't find all weekend and then realise i've been sleeping on it, desperately wanting drugs and nearly resorting to natural highs which sound more like prescriptions than fun, drinking chai and hitting bongo drums, the silent disco, and generally the bands that make me erect. When im not off gallavanting i watch TV and films, Hulk Hogan does Know best, Dog Borstal is amazing and im sorry but i hate Hollyoaks and family guy, i'd rather allow Chuck Norris roundhouse kick me to death with his miniature leg off the limited Chuck norris action figures. When im not watching TV i'm on my sexy Mac laptop, watching videos of cats doing stupid things, or South Park or trying to mix songs with clips off youtube. Unlike most other 17-90 year olds i don't know how to drive yet and havent really had time to continue learning, so if you want me come pick me up or get the bus. I like buses that let me on with my surfboard,mountainboard,tent and other funny things i can try and smuggle on.The Lost Prophets own my heart, i never will stop loving them, Last Summer is actually the anthem to my life, and i want it played at my funeral, which i have thought about way too much for example i'd like to be cremated but with fireworks inside the coffin so i can actually go out with a bang.
Travelling down to London meeting loads of new people, waving to people and being griefed makes me laugh,going into clubs that cost ten pound for free getting really drunk on cocktails and then stumbling back to my flats tickles my tastebuds,chilling in rooms in the dark talking about ghost stories and stuff you like to the most amazing girlies ever are funnn.making pretty much nothing but pasta and cheese for two weeks is fun. drinking red bull/irn bru and cans of fosters to make a serious fuck off huge tower makes me smile. Performing at the Laban as part of the NYT is just fantastic! and i love every memory and moment and i will never forget the ace people i've met! KEEP IN TOUCH!walking my dog pepper in the rain eating muller rice yoghurts are my latest jovial event, looking like the boy whose skin fell off and ET are the highest and lowest points of my life it just makes me want to phone home. recording silly songs on my laptop put smiles on my faces. when i go to fancy dress parties there is only one outifit to wear - JACK SPARROW ALL THE WAY MATEY! savvy?. making funny pictures in my countless sketchpads i have lying around my house are good times made better. getting the crane ready for melanie sheehy to enter my house is fun. owning two guitars and using them as sacriligious hat and clothe stands is what i do. Knowing that being 19 for a year is going to be fun fun fun and hopefully if possible be better than 18. going to see the dark knight 4 times once in an imax cinema is yes VERY sad but also creamy goodness. snother interesting facto about seano.... i buy lots of hair products and yet never have the best hair, i get it cut/dyed and changed most regularly and am never pleased with it. lying on walls listening to ings of leon whilst star gazing is fun. travelling to cornwall and surfing and climbing and sleeping with no tent is just the best, not sleeping all night talking about films and music is the way forward. taking "narcotics" and talking about life has been a recent habit of mine, then watching the scariest film ever REC, before walking my dog at 4in the morning and being terrified by anything that looks like it moves is good joojoo. my walls in my now very tidy room are covered with posters, its my rebellion to my mum which backfired. Having an awesome cool mother that buys me festival and gig tickets to everything anyone ever wants to go to is bonza. watching two and a half men and being in stitches and noone else knowing is just a thing in life you can't live without. lying on fields,beaches and beds are relaxing. wearing the most expensively weird pair of trousers/sweats ever and being laughed at lie mc hammer is just something the name sean smith does nowadays. speaking of my name, searching for my name on google and finding that im nothing more than a singer in a band and some cheesy folk singer in alabama is unfortunate but a hoot 24/7. having sleepovers with all the crew and watching mild porn early in the morning commenting on their boobies agreeing in the term of ROGER THAT is righteous!. going to parties and then going home to drink cups of tea sounds sad but isnt. remembering the time we used to sit on kerbs and talk about life and girls as three young boys reminds me of how much we've all grown up! which is good and bad! fancying all your female friends is a stupid thing but i do it anyways.
SO there you go in a slighlty large metaphorical nutshell, are some parts of my life that i like. The peeps involved in making these things happen and hopefully many more i thank you, and urge you to keep up the good work you sexy bitches!
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