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About Me

March 2003-ish. Global Goon remix contest announced; Beak busts out on the scene with some stanked up funked out dirty ass beats and guitar licks--the first complete Beak track willingly submitted to the relentless scrutiny of the public ear. To this day the song still sounds way more 2005 than 2003. It didn't even win the contest, that's how sick the beats were.Fast Forward to August 2004 (current press time). With about 12 tracks to his name and poised to tear up the underground IDM free mp3 scene, Beak packs up his zebox rags and creates a MySpace account. His next track will end lives. Wow, I can't belive how fucking hard it wails. I mean, he can't believe how fucking hard it wails. This track is a result of an eight month choke-hiatus after being asked to do an EP on the world-famous monotonik netlabel. The very birthpace of stalwarts like bogdan and some other guys. Will they remember Beak? Maybe not, but they won't forget him after he drops the fucking business on them with this new vomit-inducing head-exploding evil monster-graveyard partied-out stanked up future funk bit. Bring it, free world, says Beak.Fast Forward to 2010ish. Beak chllin with his hot latin wife by the pool with little beaklings swimming with orange floaties, hot dogs grillin on the grill. What's playing on the juke? Beak. Multiplatinum Beak. Beak Greatest Hits Volume II Beak. Formulaic Sold Out Beak for the Masses with Flavor of the Week Pop Superstar Vocals Beak. And Guess what the fuck is playing while i'm laughing all the way to the Bank Beak??? That's right asshole. I wail, and pwn, and all that bullcrap. Take the pepsi challenge because my songs eat crap like you for breakfast.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 8/19/2004
Band Website: monotonik.com/content/releases/mtkmp136
Band Members: guitars: ME! doodads: ME!
Influences: Air, Aphex Twin, Awkward, Beck, Boards of Canada, Bogdan Raczynski, Bola, Calvin and Hobbes, Catholicism, Chris Clark, Christ, Download, Dre, Forlon, Four Tet, Future Sound of London, Global Goon, Gomez, Greenbank, Hatebeak, Jackson, Jorge Luis Borges, Lackluster, Luke Vibert, Machine Drum, Meat Beat Manifesto, Mum, Nautilis, Neutral Milk Hotel, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Notre Dame Football, Orb, Orbital, Paul Konerko, Phil Collins, Radiohead, Savath + Savalas, Skytree, Snoop, Squarepusher, Temptations, Tool, Tori Amos, Tortoise, Venetian Snares, Wallace Stevens, Wevie Stonder, Wisp, Âµ-Ziq
Sounds Like: Throwing cardboard boxes, coins, and guitars at the ceiling fan.
Record Label: Memorex
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

New Beak EP

http://www.mono211.com/content/releases/mtkmp180.html It's my third EP on monotonik records why dont you go and download it, lol ...
Posted by Beak on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:33:00 PST

dude I am SO ready for the new nin album, lol

the album cover got leaked lol it's called the deepestest pain of evers:
Posted by Beak on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 08:41:00 PST

sent out some demos lol

sent out some demos to some choice labels last week, lol first time i done sucha thing, lol maybe i'll get "pressed up," lol completely validate my music, lol $$$, lol...
Posted by Beak on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 06:58:00 PST

OMG IT'S THE YE-YE PUMPKIN!!!

happy halloween ...
Posted by Beak on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:45:00 PST

world cup, lol

dialed down my entire phone list yesterday afte are hard day's drinkin and soccer watchin. lol. lol, good times were had, lol. lol they should ban drunk dialing, i am a dumb shit. lol. oh ...
Posted by Beak on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 06:52:00 PST

thursday, lol

i finished a track this week, and started another one lol. they are made in goldwave lol. i need a new guitar though, lol. i haev to like, tune it every day lol. why Comi...
Posted by Beak on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 05:50:00 PST

top 8, lol

this top 8 business is thoroughly retarded if you're in my top 8 it's because i think you're trite enough to care edit: except for andrea
Posted by Beak on Wed, 31 May 2006 12:20:00 PST

head asplode mspaint series

might do more of these, i love a good head explosion. 1: rose blossom, 2: at least it's a nice day out, 3: pop art, 4: untitled, 5: nebulaic ...
Posted by Beak on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:14:00 PST

breakfast sandwich, lol

the corner of my mouth keeps cracking open, i hate that. maybe it's because, when i get a breakfast sandwich in the morning with savory bacon, egg, and delicious melted cheese on a toasted roll, i ope...
Posted by Beak on Tue, 09 May 2006 07:22:00 PST

new track up, lol

yeah i put a new track up it's called buggy ride and it sucks pretty hard, lol oh and wow if you're reading this and want to check out where this track came from they are here: http://www.projec...
Posted by Beak on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 08:20:00 PST