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No longer The Future Mrs P.

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About Me


Myspace Comments ..I'm a young psuedointellectual trying to find my way through life. I blame my parents for the way I turned out and the curse on society that I've become - It's not too bad all things considered. I'd like to think I was a good person but those bodies under the stairs might persuade you to think otherwise.
You Should Rule Saturn
Saturn is a mysterious planet that can rarely be seen with the naked eye.
You are perfect to rule Saturn because like its rings, you don't always follow the rules of nature.
And like Saturn, to really be able to understand you, someone delve beyond your appearance.
You are not an easy person to befriend. However, once you enter a friendship, you'll be a friend for life.
You think slowly but deeply. You only gain great understanding after a situation has past. What Planet Should You Rule?I love music but can't make it myself. Don't tell me I could if I tried, you haven't heard me. I can play the flute badly but I can't make my own tunes which is more than annoying seeing as that's where all the money is.I write poetry, I try to write poetry, I tend to just write alot of drivel and come up with a corker once in a while. Suppose that's what all the greats did - I'll be great one day, just you wait. I'll be as famous as Anon.As you've already read, my sense of humour is diabolical, I enojoy crap jokes such as: What do you get if you cross a rottwieller with a labrador?.... A dog that makes you sh*t yourself then runs off with the loo roll... Come on, that's my best joke!Get in touch if you know me, I can add you to my meagre "friend" collection then and look popular. Get in touch if you'd like to know me and then reap the benefits, such as: tedium, flacid tongue and also VD. What more could you ask for?Adieu.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:



http://www.downinthebasement.co.uk/things/gameFINAL.swf Check this kids game out - an old friend did it - she's well clever like (",)My Grandad (no cheese intended) It'd be great to get to know him like I should've done when he was alive.Robbie Williams so I could poke his eyes out wth red hot chips.Jonny Depp to see if he's really as I imagine him to be. Would he, for instance, add to my books of profoundities and make a spoof for my magazine?Doc Emmet Brown and convince him to teach me how to build a flying delorean.James Bond to have a wild affair with him.Ghandi just to sit and listen.Maggie Thatcher to wipe the smile off her face with a crowbar.

My Blog

Soundtrack to my life:

Soundtrack to my life: Opening Credits: 20th Century boy - TRexWaking Up Scene: Sunday Morning - Velvet UndergroundCar Driving Scene: Jumping jack Flash - Rolling Stones Summer Scene - Summer in ...
Posted by on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:26:00 GMT

Poisoning Pigeons - For Jango

Spring is here, suffering is here.Life is skittles and life is beer.But there's one thing that makes spring complete for me,And makes every Sunday a treat for me:All the world seems in tune on a sprin...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 22:57:00 GMT

For Spike

Hey there Master of Melancholy!Did I catch you smile?I did.I felt it hit me. Such a great point of viewSo Spike.Takes years off you too.Whatever you think You must beat yourself up forGet rid of it. L...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 13:45:00 GMT

Smokes

Smokes tasted different at 16.They were gulps of freedom and not once did I exhale fumes, only pleasure and rebellion.I didnt walk. I strutted, and the darkness of the morning sky was not a drag, but ...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 13:43:00 GMT

Time

Life is sweetened by these moments: A handshake, a hug, A warming smile that Shines into the beating of our hearts. Friendship resonates to these moments: The bell of understanding rings A deeper ...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 23:17:00 GMT