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Jesse

Nice Guys Finish Last That's Why I'm An Asshole

About Me

People always write a big thing about how kick ass they are or it sounds like a personals ad, retarded. I'm Jesse. I'm 24 years old and live in good old Westminster, Colorado. I'm constantly sarcastic and try and make everyone laugh. I love girls,music, beer pong :)and cars(not in that order). I'm 100% convinced that relationships are a joke and I'm way too busy for a girlfriend. I live with 4 other guys and when we party we party hard. If you wanna know more then send me a message.

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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Travis Pastrana Jeremy Clarkson Dane Cook

Music:

I love Dance music and Rock. PVD, Bad Boy Bill, Micro, George Acosta, Dieselboy, BT... You get the idea.

Movies:

Boondock saints, Groove, Can't Hardly Wait...

Television:

Anything on Spike is usually awesome.