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About Me

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say "oh shit I'm sorry I thought paper would protect you, asshole."

My Interests

work and music

I'd like to meet:

my future self

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Music:

IF YOU DONT LIKE METAL GET OFF MY PAGE!

Movies:

RESIVIOR DOGS

Television:

DISCOVERY

Heroes:

YOU

My Blog

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God looked around His garden And found an empty place. He looked down upon the earth, And saw your tired face. He put His arms around you, And lifted you to rest. God's garden must be beautiful He alw...
Posted by if your reading this on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 06:51:00 PST

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thanks Once on a yellow piece of paper with green lineshe wrote a poemAnd he called it "Chops"because that was the name of his dogAnd that's what it was all aboutAnd his teacher gave him an Aand a g...
Posted by if your reading this on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:05:00 PST

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Mommy went to Heaven, but I need her here today,My tummy hurts and I fell down, I need her right away,Operator can you tell me how to find her in this book.Is heaven in the yellow part, I don't know w...
Posted by if your reading this on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST