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About Me

I just moved back to the city after a brief stint in the phoenix area, and ready to put the past behind me and move forward in my life. I am a semi-chronic blogger (see myspace). if Bocce Ball (lawn bowling) was an Olympic sport, i would win gold. I have not purchased extremely tight pants.......yet. I have extremely bad luck with women. I will dominate in league Dodgeball this summer. I was written up in the Onion as one of the top 14 most athletic guys under the age of 40 living in Williamsburg (then again, i am only one of five residents living in Williamsburg that was ever involved in non-arcade athletics before the age of 23). i believe that indifference and apathy are the greatest of all crimes, writing in irony, i am extremely outgoing and sarcastic. i am an eternal optimist. i believe the world is inherently good. i dont believe in the phrase, "everything happens for a reason". i believe we make our own destiny everyday by choices we make, not by using "everything happens for a reason" as an excuse for the world we live in. (i would be glad to discuss this issue with anyone in more detail) i believe that the earthly world is purely a subjective place and i would like to see it through the lens of other individuals. i remind people of "Jim" from the office. I believe in taking chances. My profile song is always a reflection of my life. i am sucker for a great smile and a better laugh i like to laugh. if i am not laughing 50% of the time then the day was wasted. i like to laugh at myself more than at someone else. I believe a developer is someone who wants to build a house in the woods and environmentalist is someone who already owns a house in the woods. I love Belgian Beer, i like inside jokes, i like one liners. i have ADD so its very easy to make fun of me just ask my friends....what was i going to say again?

My Interests

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My Blog

Condor Man

why are so many people afraid to fly when it's such an enjoyable experience? i mean, the wonderful cuisine, the comfortable seats, the friendly and caring flight attendants, the first rate entertainme...
Posted by on Wed, 15 Oct 2008 21:18:00 GMT

Ma.....again

Sorry guys, this is a year old but still appropriate.A sixty-tree-year-old woman has had a baby last year. You know what the first clue was she was gregnant? She missed her Jurassic Period.Now I might...
Posted by on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:11:00 GMT

Are you Happy?

Someone asked me one day after a break-up, "How are you doing?" I wanted to mention all the immediate emotions soon after an emotional separation. I wanted to use words like, angry, upset, confused, b...
Posted by on Tue, 18 Mar 2008 10:46:00 GMT

Karma Chameleon

Now I might be crazy like my wristband says but in regards to Hillary Clinton, the mere thought of the nosy neighbor from Desperate Housewives is in line to be the leader of the free world has stoked ...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 12:47:00 GMT

Smog the Dragon

During the twighlight hours of Mancation 06', after I dropped Josh, and James off at Phoenix's Sky Harbor, I was coming home reeling in the fact that I had male comradiere for the first time since i m...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:08:00 GMT

Its a Schlong Day's Night

I would like to preface this blog by apologizing to the faint of heart, the innocent, and my grandmother for the vituperative nature to this blog, then again, if it bothered me enough t...
Posted by on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 18:10:00 GMT

White Collar, Blue Collar

edited blogCNN reported yesterday that, "expressing no emotion, ex-Enron Chief Executive Officer Jeffrey Skilling watched former employes and investors of what was once the nation's seventh-largest co...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 15:28:00 GMT

To Julie, Will and my brother Gary on relationships

You know, my brother just told me that he and Catherine have never been apart for a single day since they have been dating. That's kind of sweet, isn't it? Evidently, that's their approach to relation...
Posted by on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 17:53:00 GMT

The District Sleeps Alone Tonight

..The District Sleeps Alone TonightAh, Washington, D.C. Now, I might be crazy like my wristband says, but it's more obvious than John Kerry in a Day-GLo thong that our nation's capital runs on the ki...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 21:35:00 GMT

Are you cool enough?

You know why Jack Kerouac was cool? Because he had no idea he was. I might be crazy like my wristband says, but cool is a gift. It's having 9 pounds of hip in a 4-pound bucket. It's not purchased, bre...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Jul 2006 10:27:00 GMT