hanna [your results may vary]

About Me

I am a warrior.
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Struggling to find that delicate balance of blunt honesty, honey lies, and sarastic wit.
Aspiring Philosophy Major... or, in other words, working to become a better bullshitter.
I have a deeply seeded fear of being identifiable as any sort of "fan girl" or "groupie" or "-ette" of any kind. I refuse. If I catch myself, I'll stop whatever it is that I'm doing, even if I'm really enjoying it. I'll be "anti-trendy" for the sake of not feeling like I'm being seen as "trendy".
Oh... I almost forgot... I like to make online avatars of myself, plastering the interwebz with my screenname, and filling out personality quizzes like "who's your inner WB show" and "What color ROUS is your soul". Judge me? Go for it.
Also, trying to get wet leather leggings off of someone who's kicking.
(God, I'm so easily.... oooh, shiny!) * Guys are stupid (throw rocks at them). * Do you love me!? Will you love me forever!? Do you need me!? Will you never leave me!? Will you make me so happy for the rest of my life!? Will you take me away and will you make me your wife!? * Why not go out on a limb? That's where all the fruit is. * Cause now when Christians sit with Pagans only pumpkin pies are burning. * Luckily for me, maryjane pumps will never go out of style. * I will stab you in the foot you got shot in. * As our priorities in life shift, so do our needs from relationships. * Just because I haven't fucked you doesn't mean that I don't think you're cool. * There are special gods for single moms... they're just a little backed up right now. * "Greet everyone as the Buddha, but keep your hand on your wallet." * "There's a shortage of perfect breasts in the world, 'twould be a pity to damage yours." - (if you don't know where that's from... don't message me.)
* "Just because it's vague, doesn't make it right." * "I've been your sister, I've been your mistress, Maybe I was your whore. Who could ask me for more?" * you cannot predict/change the weather, but you CAN plan accordingly so that whether it's hot/cold/raining/sunny, you'll be cool/warm/dry/smiling. * Instead of regurgitating propaganda and propagating prejudice, go do some research, ask some questions, and open your head... then open your heart and offer a hand. OR... you can shut the fuck up. * What are you talking about? Look at yourself. You're nothing. You're nobody. You're wanted in connection with a violent crime. You're cleaning the floor of a diner. She is an intelligent, passionate, beautiful, rich woman. The issue of whether or not she's your type is not one that you're likely to have to resolve in this world... or, indeed, the next, since she will be going to some heaven for glamorous pussy, and you will be cleaning the floor of a diner in hell. -A Life Less Ordinary

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

....badger badger badger badger mushroom mushroom!
I'd forgotten about this until a trip to Laurie's page...
http://kevan.org/johari?name=hannagrrl

Let me say... I cannot get enough of this...

My Blog

Eew! Killit, Killit! Get it away from me! runs screaming

(Here's a blog that I tried to post last week, I think.)I think I know how guys feel about talking to women at faire. They always complain to me about how they want to card all the girls before they t...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 09:43:00 GMT

It's time.

Alright. I know now that I have the spending habits of a college student. Only, instead of my parents paying my bills, it's me. (Not that they ever DID, but I think you get my point.) I was tracking m...
Posted by on Thu, 14 May 2009 09:23:00 GMT

Another Red Light

This is a short story that I may have posted before... So if you've already read this (and hated it) feel free not to read it again. However, I just want to point out that I've since added to it, rev...
Posted by on Sun, 08 Mar 2009 10:13:00 GMT

Pagan Cult Mosaic Found Under Cathedral: Discovery News

http://dsc.discovery.com/news/2009/02/03/pagan-mos...A Roman mosaic floor filled with scenes depicting pagan rites and oriental gods has emerged from the ground of a Catholic church in Italy, archaeol...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:26:00 GMT

Wow.... I have NO IDEA what Im doing.

(Cross Posted from my Livejournal)Dec. 29th, 2008 @ 11:01 amTopics Found in Today's Article:Vulnerability, Extra $$, Polyamory, Career choices, Traveling, Chase, RelationshipsOh my birthday was okay.....
Posted by on Fri, 02 Jan 2009 02:22:00 GMT

I giggle when people block me.

That is all. :)
Posted by on Thu, 04 Dec 2008 05:51:00 GMT

In case you didn’t already know me....

My Heart's Desire is 10/1 Your overpowering need is to be independent and to direct your own life according to what you believe. Your dream is to become the leader of whatever field you enter. Whethe...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 19:18:00 GMT

England Trip Update

I've decided to try to save about $150 and go CouchSurfing while "across the pond" instead of staying at hostels. I've done the research already, so I know where the hostels are in case of emerg...
Posted by on Thu, 18 Sep 2008 13:42:00 GMT

This is why I LOVE Margaret Cho

Her blog from today: Wednesday, September 17, 2008 I'm a Christian, you Fuckers All kinds of Christians are getting mad about my Sarah Palin comments, and it is pissing me off. First of all...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Sep 2008 15:17:00 GMT

Alright, Im frakkin doin it!

I'm going to England from December 16th to December 23rd. I'll be touring the Welsh coutryside, staying at hostels, riding the rail system, checking out Glastonbury, Manchester, exploring Scottish cas...
Posted by on Wed, 10 Sep 2008 22:49:00 GMT