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Nicholas S. Malone

You can see the morning, but I can see the Light -- Eschew Obsfucation

About Me

I am old, married, fat, arrogant, mostly broken down and occasionally bored. I really only want to work on that last item! But I can be interesting for lunch or a drink after work/dinner.

Check This out: http://www.youtube. com/watch? v=r4dLedEe2K4

Take the quiz:
What kind of eyes do you have? (with pictures)

Moonlight
You have moonlight eyes. Moonlight is the color of mystery. Your eyes symbolize your ability to see yourself as others see you. You have finesse for letting other people know what you think. You have a soothing and calming ability that you may or may not know about. You have the awesome ability to draw a person's negative energy out and replace it with a positive energy; the world needs more people like you. Some words to describe you: patient, self-controlled, perseverance, insightful, reflective, understanding, serene, and caring.
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My Interests

Games, Martial Arts, Gourmet Foods, Brewing, Medieval History...
If I were a month, I'd be: AUGUST
If I were a day of the week, I'd be: MONDAY
If I were a time of day, I'd be: 3:30 AM
If I were a planet, I'd be: MARS
If I were a sea animal, I'd be: ORCA
If I were a direction, I'd be: Down
If I were a piece of furniture, I'd be: file cabinet
If I were a sin, I'd be: gluttony
If I were a historical figure, I'd be: hannibal's travel agent
If I were a liquid, I'd be: bourbon
If I were a tree, I'd be: a poplar
If I were a clothing accessory, I'd be: belt
If I were a bird, I'd be: emu
If I were a tool, I'd be: an anvil
If I were a flower/plant, I'd be: calla lilly
If I were a kind of weather, I'd be: pending thunder storm
If I were a mythical creature, I'd be: the perfect man
If I were a musical instrument, I'd be: pipe organ
If I were an animal, I'd be: a bear
If I were a color, I'd be: emerald green
If I were an emotion, I'd be: curiosity
If I were a vegetable, I'd be: onion
If I were a sound, I'd be: whisper
If I were an element, I'd be: argon
If I were a car, I'd be: 57 Cadillac El Dorado
If I were a song, I'd be: Welcome to the Grand illusion
If I were a movie, I'd be: Wizards
If I were a book, I'd be: I will fear no Evil
If I were a food, I'd be: Fruit salad
If I were a place, I'd be: Some old hidden wood somewhere
If I were a material, I'd be: stone
If I were a taste, I'd be: bitter sweet
If I were a scent, I'd be: ions
If I were an object, I'd be: a router board
If I were a body part, I'd be: cortex
If I were a facial expression, I'd be: the dread gaze
If I were a subject in school, I'd be: psychology
If I were a shape, I'd be a: round
If I were a number, I'd be: 42

I'd like to meet:

Interesting People, period. Freaks, Wierdos, goofs, artist, Pagans, witches, Wizards, Paladins, Berserkers, gamers, con-men, grifters, tower snipers, people that think they are CIA or KGB agents, and even liberals.

IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST, I WANNA KNOW... I want to know 20 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends! JUST HIT REPLY.
1.Your Middle Name: Sherlon; its the Irish version of Sherlock
2. Age: 48 + 100 if you are as old as you feel
3. Single or Taken: Legally married, and emotionally taken, but I have a really good single act. My wife thinks its funny since I'm mostly broken.
4. Favorite Movie: Wizards
5. Favorite Song: Behind Blue Eyes
6. Favorite Band/Artist: Pink Floyd
7. Dirty or Clean: dirty, but not in the sanchez way
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings: I have had too many people try and leave permanent holes or marks on me to cooperate with that sort of thing.
1. Do we know each other outside of myspace? That depends on you
2. Whats your philosophy on life? Live, learn, do what you say, and say what you do!
3. Would you have my back in a fight? If the rules allow it sure!
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest? Not if you asked a direct question!
5. What is your favorite memory of us? Those are only revealed by the person in question!
6. Would you give me a kidney? Doubt you would want it. My organs are high milage and loaded with little gifts from around the world.
7. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you: I got more letters after my name than the alphabet!
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick? Always do!
9. Can we get together and make a cake? That depends on how well you cook!
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately? No, I don't do that sort of nonsense. My schedule is too full !
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me? Not yet, want me to?
12. Do you think I'm a good person? I won't know until I try you out!
13. Would you drive across country with me? At least part of the way, but if you're annoying, you will be getting out somewhere along the way!
14. Do you think I'm attractive? Everyone is, if you have the right "eye".
15. If you could change anything about me, would you? I can, I might, It depends on what you want/need/allow!
16. What do you wear to sleep? a smile!
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out? hanging out IS a reason, duh!
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you? Depends on what the wife thinks of you, and who's paying!
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together? Sex, followed by selected walk-up on various street gang members. LIVE ACTION VIDEO GAMES! and public service too.
20. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you? sort of!
email: [email protected]..!

Music:

Pink Floyd, Black Sabbath, Styx, Queen, ROCK

Movies:

Wizards, Phenomenon, Warriors

Television:

Extreme Makeover Home Edition, Myth Busters, comedy Central, OLN

Books:

Wayfarer, Tao Te Ching

Heroes:

Dick Butkis, Robert A. Heinlien, Lao Tzu, Ronald Reagan, Temu Chin, Lazarus Long

A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects. -Lazarus Long, Time Enough For Love ..

My Blog

Creepy

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Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 03:53:00 PST

Be Careful What You call Someone!

Be careful what you say now adays. If I'm at a Renn fair or in the UK and someone calls me a clansman that is perfectly alright, but In the US it has a different effect. If Kramer refers to someon...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Sat, 26 May 2007 06:50:00 PST

Some single minded thoughts

Guess what? I am certainly enjoying the change to spring fashion, but I got a few thought that May make some sense. If you wear a top that looks like Band-aid brand produced it, and your shorts are c...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:35:00 PST

Aint that some Stuff

Is it just me:I've been watching those Match.com commercials. The ones where the guy is having to sit through a bunch of "BAD" dates. Personally those doll babies seem real interesting, very cute and ...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 03:31:00 PST

Trivia and Trivial

I'm Pretty lucky by any standards.Sometimes I get "lucky". Its an odd numbered year so its going to be a while, but hey, Who's complaining!My wife is a bright, beautiful and charming young woman. It'...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:34:00 PST

My Vacation

Well, I'm back and I'm Somewhat Alive. So here is how it went... Day one; Flight scheduled for 7:00AM- this was a tad surprising since they want you at the airport an hour or more early and getting u...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 11:30:00 PST

New year's Resolutions

Resolutions and such for a new year are supposed to be things that will improve your life, make you a better person, and/or make life easier. As such; I have designed my resolutions in order to reduce...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 10:53:00 PST

Tagged

"Tag!" The rules are: once you have been tagged you have to write 10 weird or random things, facts, or habits about yourself.  Hope you enjoy. 1. I have been knighted by 2 Princes of Ireland...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Tue, 12 Dec 2006 06:59:00 PST

All Hallow's Eve 2006

To those that know, blessed be!Remember midnight tonight is actually 12:01:31.If you are really into the "old school" stuff. Then November 5th is the full moon after the crossing and midnight that nig...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 08:07:00 PST

Okay, I'm a bit miffed here:

1. Some guys complain to other women about their wives not understanding them. Yet they are out getting into all sorts of things. My wife understands me exactly; which is why I get into so little, she...
Posted by Nicholas S. Malone on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST