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About Me

do you think you've made the right decision this time?

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

people with oblique strategies, who are not afraid of cliches, who think that reading is sexy, who want to go on adventures across hills and over dales and who think the best start to the day is listening to darkness on the edge of town

My Blog

30 stone Bury woman rescued by firefighters

http://www.thisisbury.co.uk/display.var.1477766.0.30stone_wo man_rescued_by_firefighters.php
Posted by on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:28:00 GMT

My Celebrity Look-alikes

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Posted by on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:38:00 GMT

Sold parrot returns as a crisp

Sold parrot returns - as a crisp A man sold his parrot after growing fed up with her foul mouth, only for her to return a few days later - in a bag of cheese and onion crisps. Thomas Sleigh and his w...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 07:30:00 GMT

Sick yobs burn cat to death in wheelie bin

Sick yobs burn cat to death in wheelie bin   Comment | Read Comments (65) A PET cat was burned alive in a wheelie bin by yobs in a drunken prank in Tottington. The sick gang of teenagers even tie...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:28:00 GMT

Musical transvestite kicked out

Musical transvestite kicked out A one-legged transvestite drummer has been evicted for playing her collection of instruments too loudly. Helen Lesley Von Hessler frequently bashed away on drums, an o...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:51:00 GMT

Man banned from touching muscles

..> Man banned from touching muscles   A man has been ordered by a judge not to feel people's muscles or ask them to do exercises in public. Akinwale Arobieke, 45, from Liverpool, was als...
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 06:48:00 GMT