Why Does This Always Happen To Me? |
http://austin.craigslist.org/mis/582538206.html
Posted by on Wed, 27 Feb 2008 15:43:00 GMT |
A blog for the ages. Oprahs Birfday Cancelled!! |
Good day. Due to "ezequiel. SAY IT!"s rapidly increasing popularity, and the increasing ignorance to his birfday, on this, the 29th day of January... "O" magazine wishes to regretfully report that Opr...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 02:11:00 GMT |
HOLY SHIT!!! NEW DRUNKEN WRITIN'. (no title yet) |
cutting my hair, which you don't really have,
and listening to hip-hop, which makes you laugh, i thought about you.
it's really no surprise, i've been feenin' under a guise
for just...
Posted by on Tue, 11 Apr 2006 05:08:00 GMT |
my craigslist "Missed Connection" (L.A.) |
You were Mena Suvari. You like...muscles? (25)
You were standing at the flyer table during SXSW, all alone,awaiting your knight in shiney skin to approach you. You were more beautiful and...
Posted by on Tue, 07 Mar 2006 12:22:00 GMT |
--morning head-- |
There's definitely an underlaying current in the execution of morning head. I'm talkin' fellatio. I'm talkin' cunnilingus. First thing in the morning, before you're awake.&nbs...
Posted by on Sat, 04 Mar 2006 02:09:00 GMT |
"the same car" (it's fiction, people...sort of) |
drunk, i turn the key in the ignition. but something's wrong. not only
does it have a shaky start, but it doesn't feel as stable as it did the last time.
has this car been wor...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 10:49:00 GMT |
Today and every other day... |
if i can't have an original thought every day, i shutter to think what i've become. today, i thought of this blog (something that i've written down almost two years ago). (shutter)&nb...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 22:53:00 GMT |
true, true |
when ember skies crash to the ground, there's nothing left but hope. and when white lies become the norm, there's nothing left of truth. for truth is just a fairy tale; something precious ...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 06:34:00 GMT |
she would have been beautiful... |
with wide brown eyes like alien orbs
yet unexplored by human kind, she hypnotizes
all who sneak a stare upon their gaze.
her lashes, long and luscious, are the bars that hold
one captive, as for puni...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 06:22:00 GMT |
