Lauren

You may know me from the places I've been:
Sydney, your house, London, Byron Bay, Timbertown, Sydney Portugal Community Club, E'woo, your uni dorm room, Wagga Beach, your cake shop, Junee Chocolate Factory, your claw foot tub.
Or maybe from the things I've done:
Gave you driving lessons, gave you riding lessons, helped you move house, took half the jewelery from your shop when you were drunk, cried on your shoulder, told you to get the fuck out of my life (and meant it), told you to get the fuck out of my life (and didn't mean it), got the shits at you when you said I enjoy laying shit on people, put tea bags on my eyes, bleached my hair blonde, fought with you about the most trivial things, phoned you for answers in Trivia, fell off my horse in the dam and ruined my phone, bought a new pink one instead, tried to get you to learn Portuguese with me, laughed at your joke, didn't get the joke, spent most of the car trip from Sydney to Byron Bay reading from a joke book, let you in to my house to use the bathroom, called you horrible names, played strip poker with you.
Myspace is crap. Add me on Facebook instead: Facebook
Or you can see my horse adventures on my dressage site