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Immaculate_Cal

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Bonjour mon nom est Calum qu'il est beau pour vous rencontrer.
Some people seem to use their Myspace "About Me" box as some sort of therapy..but I can't be arsed with that sort of shite. Here's a list of the most important things you need to know about little old me.
I say "Oh really" "Unlucky" "Crikey" and "Exciting" an aweful lot.
I do Graphic Design at ECA where I've JUST passed my assessments and I'm going on to 3rd year. WHOO!
I'm always with my friends, I love them all, and I love getting drunk more. I've had alcohol poisoning two times and plan on getting it again. I don't give a shit.
I don't like Emo folk, they're really rubbish to be honest, as are Nu-ravers along with many other sub cultures.
I buy retro and vintage clothing, I almost always have on a shirt and tie. It's fashion
Em, I'm not being funny but who the hell voted BRIAN to win big brother?I bet it was you, you C U Next Tuesday.Good heavens! Your mother should have had an abortion.
Smokers are actually vile. I cannot STAND them.
I have introverted and extroverted qualities which means I'm rather unpredictable.
I talk a lot of bollocks most of the time, but it's better than talking about anything serious.

My Interests


Music
The 80s
Graphic Design
Solvents
Robots
Synths
12" Vinyl
Hair Hopping
Clubbing
Fashion
Trannies

I'd like to meet:


Chanelle, because she and I clearly were seperated at birth after our junkie mother gave birth on the prison floor.
The economist Steven Levitt. He's an actual genius. We would talk about Roe v. Wade and the financing of black american crack gangs.
Pete Burns. He's had the most incredible life and been through a hell of a lot. Also he has the best makeup ever.
Leigh Bowery. If he was still alive, the two of us would be making some of the weirdest shit you would ever see.
Madonna. The reason to live.

Music:



Madonna
Sophie Ellis Bextor
Nelly Furtado
Justin Timberlake
Timbaland
Cyndi Lauper
Deee-Lite
Rihanna
Sugababes
Girls Aloud Altered Images
Natasha Bedingfield
New Young Pony Club
Dragonette
Amy Winehouse
Dannii Minogue
Client
Bjork
Dead Or Alive
Kate Bush
CSS
Klaxons
Maximo Park
Garbage
Fergie
Marilyn Manson
Goldfrapp
Calvin Harris
Simple Minds
Blondie
Foals
Fischerspooner
Belinda Carlisle
lots and lots of other shit

Movies:


Romy and Michelles High School Reunion
Soapdish
Clueless
Party Monster
Run Lola Run
Dancer In The Dark
V For Vendetta
Step Up
Transamerica
Hairspray

Television:


Family Guy
Ugly Betty
Big Brother
Mighty Boosh
Spongebob
You Are What You Eat
How Clean Is Your House?
Little Britain
Scrubs

Books:


sarah by J.T Leroy
The Trick Is To Keep Breathingby Janice Galloway
Memoirs Of A Geishaby Arthur Golden
Tipping The Velvetby Sarah Waters
The Devil Wears Pradaby Lauren Weisberger

My Blog

HOT SHOT GOLDILOCKS

oh yes i AM the hot shot goldilocks!!!!!   ps. helen, how on earth did you not notice kara louise's half and half body?u fool!
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:58:00 PST

Gwen Stefani and Sophie in 1 months time!

aw how excitin. 20th September GWEN STEFANI @ SECC 21st September SOPHIE ELLIS BEXTOR @ABC 14th December Rihanna@ SECC   how actually 'mazin is that? can't wait!...
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:54:00 PST

Abbotism #2: Philippa

Philippa you're like school in summertime     No class.
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:37:00 PST

Abbotism #1: Vicki

Vicki, your legs are like a 24 hour store     they never close
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 11:36:00 PST

When Will You Just Admit It?

I am starting a campaign to get Jonathan (the wacky negro amigo in my display pic) to get a myspace. he wishes he was cool and always goes on about how much he wishes he was me so everybody bombard hi...
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 09:11:00 PST

LONDON TOWN

when i realised that marge and I are going to LONDON this saturdayI did the MOONWALKall the way to the OLYMPIC STADIUMgathered round all the athletes, fans, commentatorsWANKED my DINKLEuntil my BELL E...
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 03:55:00 PST

SHERWOOD FOREST

when i found out that my mid term review was next thursdayi did the LOCOMOTIONto SHERWOOD FORESTgathered round robin hood, maid marion and friar tuckpulled down my TROUSERS and PANTSWANKED my DINKLEun...
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:36:00 PST

NARNIA

when i heard the news that BIRD FLU was now officially in the UKi CAN CANNED my way toNARNIAgathered round Aslan, lucy, edward and the wicked queenPULLED DOWN MY TROUSERS and PANTSWANKEDmy DINKLEuntil...
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 02:32:00 PST

SHA-LA-LA-LA KISS THE GIRL

IMMENSEi pissed myself with GLEEdo any of you watch ABC1? of COZ you do! who could RESIST???anywayi think ya'll should watch THISit premiered during the commercial break of 8 simple rules. you know, t...
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 08:11:00 PST

London Baby!!!

Its a month til Marge and I are off to london. Exciting! we shall arrive on the 18th of february at about 11am. so we'll see ya'll down there   Xx
Posted by Immaculate_Cal on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 12:51:00 PST