Albert Einstein, Gary Larson, Tom Cruise (so I could punch him), Danny Elfman, Katie Holmes (so I could punch Tom Cruise again), and Alfred Hitchcock. Oh, and that guy behind the diner in Mulholland Drive. And Igor Stavinsky and Yoko Kano. And Camile Saint-Saens (so I could ask him how the hell you're supposed to pronounce his name!) And if he was alive, Bernard Hermann, although I heard he was kind of an A-hole.