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David

About Me

I'm one of the Dave's I know(Disclaimer: The previous joke is only funny if you used to watch "Kids in the Hall." And even then, it's questionable. We apologize in advance for what's sure to be a string of the author's bad (attempts at) jokes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Albert Einstein, Gary Larson, Tom Cruise (so I could punch him), Danny Elfman, Katie Holmes (so I could punch Tom Cruise again), and Alfred Hitchcock. Oh, and that guy behind the diner in Mulholland Drive. And Igor Stavinsky and Yoko Kano. And Camile Saint-Saens (so I could ask him how the hell you're supposed to pronounce his name!) And if he was alive, Bernard Hermann, although I heard he was kind of an A-hole.