My name is Morgan
Pretty much... I'm a total rockstar.
Sorry guys but this one's taken
(I love you James!!)
I'm extremely outgoing
I can make an adventure out of any ordinary, every day activity
And I don't care if people are staring
They're just jealous they don't live life like me
I'm a loyal friend and a down-ass girlfriend
I would do anything to make someone I care about happy
I can get ready in 20 minutes or less... (and look FABULOUS)
I'm addicted to eBay
I love my job
I'm good at what I do
I take pride in my work
I can sell anything to anyone, anytime
(Can YOU do that?)
I can fold clothes to PERFECTION
I love to laugh
I love to make people laugh
I can find humor in any situation
I'm a spender
I buy a new pair of shoes every two weeks
I'm obsessed with designer jeans
and purses
and belts
I have no patience when it comes to some things
I LOVE
My friends
My boyfriend
My family
Being a great friend
The smell of new shoes
Slot machines
Anything pink
Pedicures
The fact that I smell really good
Driving cars with manual transmission
Shiny/sparkly things
Mangoes
Real Music Ringtones
Expensive clothes
DSL
Spending money
Coffee Stands
Doing nice things for people
Being spontaneous
Pineapples
Pit Bulls
Acura Integras
Wearing sunglasses
The Sims
Trying new things
Tanning beds
Text Messaging
Making new friends
Good hair days
My job
I can't LIVE without:
Coffee
My Friends
My Family
My cell phone
(no, seriously, just take my arm instead)
It SUCKS when:
You get pulled over
Your best friend is sick
You break a nail
Your cell phone dies and you're caught without a charger
You break something
You break something and its not yours
I'm not okay with:
Drama
Dial-up
Rain and people who can't drive in it
People who are disrespectful
People who show lack of courtesy
People who are dishonest
(DON'T lie to me! I'll never be able to trust you again!)
Fake people
(You know who you are...
Don't talk about it, BE about it!)
Be real with me or kick rocks.
Lazy people are on my list, too.
Get off your ass
GET a JOB!!
Get your bills OUTTA your mama's name
Stop letting your girl take care of you
You're 28 years old!!!
I think:
A person's ringtone says a lot about them
People who steal stuff are pathetic
Coffe stands are better than Starbucks
If your meal wasn't cooked all the way, it's NOT the server's fault and you should still tip her!!
Life's too short to take everything seriously
Fuck all the dumb shit
Relationships are only hard when they have to end,
and its time to get your stuff back
(good luck with that... after you left, your cheatin-ass ex probably
gave away or sold everything you own)
I treat people the way I like to be treated
I'm a friendly person
As long as you don't screw me over
try to fuck with my man
steal my clothes
or talk shit about me behind my back
I'm not mean to anyone who hasn't done something to deserve it
I'll respect you as long as you respect me.
Ladies and Gentlemen
DON'T let anyone disrespect you.
You're better than that.
Guys
don't pick fights with other guys for checkin out your girl
take it as a COMPLIMENT
put your arm around her
and give him a look that says
"yeah... look all you want, but she's going home with ME!"
I hate roses.
Don't ever buy me roses.
When I see roses, I see lack of creativity,
I wonder what you did wrong
and I see a guy who just went to Fred Meyer
and paid a whopping $12.
Go to a floral shop
HAND PICK a bouquet
and do it just cuz it's a Tuesday.
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