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Unabridged Joe

I am here for Friends

About Me

I suck at being a myspace whore.
You will sink in a mire. You like to think you're
normal, but deep down you really just want to
strip off your clothes and roll around in
chicken fat.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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My Interests

Violin, Skinnydipping, Ham Sandwiches, Basketball, Traveling, Wine, Creating stupid songs with my roommate, Feeling lost . . .

I'd like to meet:

Anybody?

Music:

Wilco, Belle and Sebastion, Nicklecreek, Gram Parsons, Coldplay, Dido, Tyler Ramsey, Sufjan Stevens, Kovacs and the Polar Bear

Movies:

Shawshank Redemption, Catch Me if you Can, Collateral, Gross Point Blank, Love Actually, City of God, Traffic, The Professional, North by Northwest

Television:

Futurama, Simpsons, The Sopranos, Dexter, Weeds, Flight of the Conchords, Firefly, Arrested Development

Books:

I don't read as much as I should, though hand me a good sci-fi/fantasy novel and I'll be happy to browse through the pictures . .

Heroes:

Any one of my Grandfathers (I sorta have 3, but all of them are/were impressive men).