MaMa MIA profile picture

MaMa MIA

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

The Goods: I'm 6'2" with great curves. I'm hil ar i ous :) Great Personality. Such a sweet heart (so I'm told) But becareful this dame has a bad side too!! If you know me really well you probably already have seen it. He He He. I love to have a good time and go wild. I have a natural high of LIFE. So don't screw with that. I like to go dancing, watch movies old n new, I mostly like going out unless of course theres a person that would want me to stay in(wink wink hey baby i love you) He he he. I had my 1st baby boy Kaidden Alexander Horn-Kaiser born Sept 21, 2006 he was 10 lbs. 23" long. He is now ONE month and One Week old. I love him so much and he is my world also along with his daddy Addam who I will spend the rest of my life with. I moved to Palm Harbor Florida and I can't wait til we move out of this swamp... WELL dats all 4 now.

Myspace LayoutGenerator by TheMyspaceLayout.com

My Interests

Let me see, I love to dance YEA YEA!!! i SiNg. Love to Model. Since I'm a hairdresser I love to do hair. Oh and I l o v e to give massages. I'm good at that too. I can't believe I almost forgot how much i like playing sports and working out. MUD FOOTBALL! WooHoo I love being a mommy and would give anything to my son. I love being home and taking care of my Men.
Create Your Own!
What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. as many times as possible
Fav. position any position as long as its rough
How you like it fuck foreplay..LETS SCREW!!
Where do you like doing it on the floor
how good are you? you can't even find the hole!

This Quiz by sixmilesleft - Taken 1191 Times. New! Get Free Daily Horoscopes from Kwiz.Biz
The Keys to Your Heart
You are attracted to those who are unbridled, untrammeled, and free.

In love, you feel the most alive when your lover is creative and never lets you feel bored.

You'd like to your lover to think you are loyal and faithful... that you'll never change.

You would be forced to break up with someone who was insecure and in constant need of reassurance.

Your ideal relationship is open. Both of you can talk about everything... no secrets.

Your risk of cheating is high. You can't resist desire and lust.

You think of marriage as something that will confine you. You are afraid of marriage.

In this moment, you think of love as something you thirst for. You'll do anything for love, but you won't fall for it easily. What Are The Keys To Your Heart?

I'd like to meet:

NEW FUN AND ADVENTUROUS PEOPLE TO HANG WITH!!!
Anyone who sees my profile please rank me thanks. I'm in a competition.
Would anyone want to bang you? by phobia
Name:
Favorite Food:
Wants to Bang you:
This many times: 213

Music:

Yeeee-Haawwww I love me some country music. I listen to every kind of music though. You have something new you want me to listen to I'm all ears.
Your Kissing Purity Score: 23% Pure
For you, it's all kiss and no talk.

You're in a permanent lip lock. Kissing Purity Test

Movies:

Fav movie of all time is DIRTY DANCING and 2nd in the running is CRY BABY. If you haven't seen either one I highly suggest you see them.
You are
What Rejected Crayon Are You?
Butterfinger
They call you sticky fingers for a reason! What Kind of Candy Are You?

Television:

my girls know, the one the only ONE TREE HILL. Mostly the WB and of course THE DUKES OF HAZZARD RERUNS. But right now I don't have a tv so I don't watch anything which has been great for my love life. A new favorite is CSI MIAMI, Numbers, Without A Trace, and all time Fav Price Is RIght.
You Are 25 Years Old
Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax. What Age Do You Act?

Books:

I dont read much but in HS I did like Great Gatsby. I mostly read massage technique books to keep a GRASP on my profession.
K Kinky
A Adventurous
I Inspirational
T Talented
E Exciting
L Loud
Y Yucky
N Neglected

H Honest
O Old
R Raw
N Neat
Name / Username:

Name Acronym Generator
From Go-Quiz.com
Your Stipper Song Is
Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard

"Love is like a bomb, baby, c'mon get it on
Livin' like a lover with a radar phone
Lookin' like a tramp, like a video vamp
Demolition woman, can I be your man?"

Break out the baby oil, you rock it old school. What Song Should You Strip To? Free Layouts Generators Forums New Graphics Online Help Layout Editor

Heroes:

Mi Madre. Oh and that guy in shinning armor on the white horse. OH BABY!
You Are Miss Piggy
A total princess and diva, you're totally in charge - even if people don't know it.
You want to be loved, adored, and worshiped. And you won't settle for anything less.
You're going to be a total star, and you won't let any of the "little people" get in your way.
Just remember, piggy, never eat more than you can lift! The Muppet Personality Test

My Blog

KAIDDEN ALEXANDER HORN-KAISER IS HERE!!!!!!!

NAME: KAIDDEN ALEXANDER HORN-KAISERBORN 9/21/2006AT 6:14 PMWEIGHT: 10 LBS. EXACTHEIGHT: 23" LONGHE HAS BLONDE HAIR AND BLUE EYES I WAS ADMITTED TO BAYFRONT MEDICAL AT 8:00 AM ON 9/21. THE NURSE PUT ME...
Posted by MaMa MIA on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 07:30:00 PST

BANANAS (AKA BRIANNA MY NEICE) SAYING LMAO ROLF LOL!!!!!!!!!!

UP YOUR BUTT AND AROUND THE CORNER UP THE TUBE AND OUT YOUR BOOB   BY THE WAY THIS IS MY BABY GIRL BRIANNA WHO IS 11 YEARS THAT MADE THIS QUOTE. LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL HE HE HE H...
Posted by MaMa MIA on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 08:25:00 PST