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NÆL

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About Me



My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet: God, Jimmy Page & Robert Plant, Elvis Presley, Jimi Hendrix, Rodney Dangerfield, George Carlin, Alex Grey, Eddie Van Halen, Harry Houdini, Al Einstein, M J Keenan & Adam Jones & Danny Carey & even Justin Chancellor, Beethoven, Peter Sellers, Clint Eastwood, Jenna Fischer & Sarah Silverman (Meow), Mel Blanc, Bill Murray, Lewis Black, Jack Black, Sigmund Freud, Napoleon, Bill Clinton, Carl Sagan, Charles Manson, Myself in other dimensions, the losers that actually read this and your mom. Leave A Message
Neal, you are so dreamy...

NeaL has a Friend in JesusTom - The Chronic Masturbator..

Conan

One Saturday Morning

CoSM Alex Grey

NOTHINGFACE

Queens Of The Stone Age

Matthew

The Amino Acids

Rodney Dangerfield

The Office

Kermit

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Music:

Led Zeppelin, Van Halen, Tool, Nirvana, Jimi Hendrix, The Doors, Queens Of The Stone Age, Elvis, Deftones, A Perfect Circle, System Of A Down, Black Sabbath-Ozzy, Static X, The Darkness, Rolling Stones, Nothingface, The Who, The Police, Korn, Beethoven, Alice In Chains,Audioslave-Soundgarden-Rage Against The Machine, Johnny Cash, U2, Orgy, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Machine Head, Kraftwerk, Roy Orbison, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Disturbed, GN'R-VR-STP, Taproot, Black Label Society, The Ventures, Staind, Dead Kennedys, Marilyn Manson, Mudvayne, Iron Maiden, Slipknot, Depeche Mode, In Flames, Seether, The Beatles, Ella & Etta & Billie, Nick Drake, Killswitch Engage, Failsafe, Man Or Astroman?, Amino Acids..There's a lot.

Movies:


This Is My Movie Collection.. !

Television:

CONAN!, Family Guy, Daily Show, The Office (liquidates my assets), Simpsons, Deadwood, South Park, Prison Break, Cops, Meet The Press, Frontline, Dateline, 60 Minutes, 20/20 - Primetime Live Meow...

Books:

Transfigurations - Alex Grey, A Clockwork Orange - Anthony Burgess, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops, Napalms And Silly Putty, Brain Droppings - George Carlin, A Brief History Of Time - Stephen Hawking, It's Not Easy Being Me - Rodney Dangerfield, Casino Royale - Ian Fleming, America (The Book) - John Stewart & The Daily Show, Crazy From The Heat - David Lee Roth, Steven Cerio's ABC Book and a few Bibles :)

Heroes:

Guess who?! Give up?! Yo Daddy! Stewart Gilligan Griffin!! "Yes, I rather like this God fellow. He's very theatrical,you know, a pestilence here, a plague there. Omnipotence. Gotta get me some of that."
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My Blog

Labor Day..

Why is it.. on Labor Day, (the holiday in which you are supposed to relax and take the day off from working) EVERYONE IS MOWING THEIR YARDS! I didn't mow...but I should have. That is all.
Posted by NÆL on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 10:09:00 PST

FamVal '06 FUCK YEA!!!!!!!!

So last weekend, I had the privilege of attending the opening show of the Family Values Tour 2006. Needless to say.. it was awesome. Korn, Defones, Stone Sour, (3 of my favorite bands!) 10 years, Flyl...
Posted by NÆL on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 10:51:00 PST

Happy Birthday to ME, Bitches!

I shouldn't feel old at 24 years old.. and mostly I don't. But.. ever so slightly I do. Tomorrow, I go back to my job after a week long vacation of sun and beer suds, and pirated dvd videos. Yaay !!...
Posted by NÆL on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:21:00 PST

Fuck the Grateful Dead

I met this gal once, whom said she had lived with and toured with the "Dead" when she was younger. I mostly believed her, because she was a druggy slut, and that's the kind of company I imagine the 'G...
Posted by NÆL on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 04:14:00 PST

Going back to work..

Well, I've enjoyed my time off as of late, but it's time to get anoter shit job and save up money and be cool once again. Shit jobs rule. Especially this one! And.. I hear the same fucking people work...
Posted by NÆL on Thu, 04 May 2006 03:15:00 PST

A dose of reality.

WASHINGTON (Reuters) - America may still think of itself as the land of opportunity, but the chances of living a rags-to-riches life are a lot lower than elsewhere in the world, according to a new stu...
Posted by NÆL on Thu, 27 Apr 2006 04:24:00 PST

Greatest lyrics...ever ?

Rosetta Stoned - ToolAllrighty then...Picture this if you willTime to de-wrap that chilli dogEat a box of Krispy KreamesWe've ID'd an air pollutantJust outside area 51Contemplating the whole truthOf p...
Posted by NÆL on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 01:00:00 PST

Champion... ala~ Ireland!

Neil is an English forename of Gaelic - Irish origin. The name is a corruption of 'Niall', perhaps derived from the vocative form, 'Nill'. The name comes into French and Norman-Latin as Nigell-us, ori...
Posted by NÆL on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 08:14:00 PST

New TOOL !

So finally, I got to hear Tool's newest single, "Vicarious" , in it's entire 7+ minute glory, and upon initial shock and awe, I must say, that I am pleased and elated. But, you make up your own mind. ...
Posted by NÆL on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 09:57:00 PST

Sad Story, Maximum Irony: Mr. Reliable

A month after retiring, 100-year-old transit worker diesLOS ANGELES, California (AP) -- Less than a month after retiring on his 100th birthday, longtime Los Angeles County transit employee Arthur Win...
Posted by NÆL on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 04:25:00 PST