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Stefan

LOVE ME HARDER, BITCHES!!!!!

About Me

I'm the uncoolest person I've ever had the pleasure of meeting.

My Interests

In no particular order:quantum physics, timing traffic lights, martial arts, communicating with felines, breakfast cereal, hot sauce, WMD, PETA, Hooked on Phonics, death, sex, cooking, brain surgery, proctology, human sculptures, tap dancing, clubbing, BBQ, cleavage, pretending, flesh kneading, setting traps for man's ruin, robots, gossip, stealing your girlfriend, hulking war machines, "lurking", public urinals, contemplating suicide, learning to like myself, time travel, and garbage (not the band Garbage, I mean trash, lit(t)erally.)

I'd like to meet:

You. Yes, you.

Music:

I like a lot of weird shit. I'm really into anything creative like underground hip-hop, electro, or anyone that can make something really different sound good. I don't listen to much chart music and I can't stand the radio. I like story songs and concept albums. The more graphic the better. Not violent, just descriptive or abstract. My guilty pleasures are Swedish pop music, German female electro artists, Nelly Furtado and Anastacia (preferably in video format)

Movies:

I like any movie that makes me forget where I am for a while. Most of my favorite movies were made in the 80's. I recently got Netflix and it's awesome. You'll find some characters from movies I like in my Heroes section.

Television:

Terminator, 24, Cheaters, SNL, MAD TV, Seinfeld, King of the Hill, Simpsons, Some game shows. Jerry Springer, Maury, Judge shows are always funny, Dateline, 20/20, AFV, Cops, AMW, I Dream of Jeannie, Bewitched, Lancelot Link, ALF, Knight Rider...now that I think of it all my favorite shows are available on DVD now. I don't have cable by choice, I got things to do. I do have TIVO, it's called my VCR. It's easy to use and has been around for years.

Books:

I'm more of a writer.

Heroes:

God, Buddah, John Titor, Hanuman, Drs. Robert Russell & Winter, and Dr. Cassandra Claman, Jack Kerouac, Alan Ginsberg, Mom. Bruce Lee, Godzilla, Clark Kent, Tom Anderson (Neo & The One), Flash Gordon, Robocop, John MacClaine, Anakin & Luke Skywalker, Han Solo, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne & many, many others.

My Blog

Missing persons Part 2

Wow, MySpace actually has an Amber alert section (for your area) in the upper left hand corner of everyone's page now. Dope. See? I'm a visionary.
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 09:35:00 PST

Missing Persons

  What's up with all the missing people? A woman in her mid-thirties went missing Apr. 5th here in Springfield, IL and it got me thinking, how does that shit happen these days? Sure you got your ...
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 07:12:00 PST

The Time I Got Bit By A German Shepherd.

  It was the Wednesday before the 4th of July during the summer of 1989. I was an 11 year old skinny dweeb on a sort of summer vacation overlap. Meaning I was spending a month or so with my aunt ...
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 09:07:00 PST

Karma loves me.

  Well it appears the loans I had given out about 8 months ago or so are finally getting paid back. In addition to that, a family member that once had $4800 deducted from my account because of cr...
Posted by Stefan on Sat, 19 Jan 2008 07:58:00 PST

Disgusting.

I went in to get my teeth cleaned yesterday, everything checked out ok, the girl who cleaned 'em told me how much she appreciated me keeping such good care because she was running behind. So I go...
Posted by Stefan on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:18:00 PST

Burdens.

  A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked, "How heavy is this glass of water? "      Answers called out ...
Posted by Stefan on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:38:00 PST

Blog activity

What's up with this boomin' intersst in my blogs? I've gotten like 200 views this week. Life would be great if all my blog viewers were as interested in www.myspace.com/kinglitmusic&nbs...
Posted by Stefan on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:54:00 PST

Stuff on my mind.

   Sorry I haven't written in a while. I've been kind of busy with real life. Anyway, it's 3:45 in the morning and I'm listening to an old Star Trek episode. I hate Star Trek. I take th...
Posted by Stefan on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:50:00 PST

I forgot to mention...

By the end of the night @ the open mic session, I had no free CDs left. 
Posted by Stefan on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:49:00 PST

Yes!

 I just got back from Bloomington, IL's first Open Mic Session. I left Springfield about 2:30 yesterday and got to the hotel around 3:45. I was playing my practice instrumental songs over th...
Posted by Stefan on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 02:03:00 PST