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Lizzy...A.K.A. Mrs. Roy Fields... :)

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Hey Everybody. Hope All Is Well W/U & Your Own. 1st Off: I Want To THANK YOU All 4 Being Out There In MySpace Cyperworld. Its Been Fun. Well Most Of The X. Not The Captcha.... SP? Shit. Butt, You Know What I Mean. & 2nd: I Was Trying To Hold Off This Shit, Butt, X Waits 4 No Man Or Bitch....:) And I Know Not Everybody Gets On This Little Box Everyday & I Wanted A Chance To Say Good-Bye B4 The 22nd. 3rd: I've Saved All Your Friend #'s &/Or URLs. 4th: If You Have Read My Bulletins Since Last Week, You Know Roy & Myself Have Been Thru Some Shit & Well, Believe It Or Not, It Has Got Worse. I/We Won't? Have Internet Connection After The 22nd & I Just Wanted Everybody To Know. I Have Enjoyed Our Friendship & DONT Have A Fuckin' Clue What The Future Holds 4 Us, Butt, United We Will Welcome All This World Has To Offer And Further Down The Road, When Our Feet Are Firmly Planted Underneath Us, I Will Attempt To Look You Up.....:) I Hope All Have An Even Better One & Peace, Love, Honor & Respect, Roy & Lizzy Fields........L: [email protected] & R: [email protected]




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God grant me the serenity to accept the things I can not shoot,The courage to shoot the things I can,and the wisdom to hide the bodies





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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine, created a pussy to their design. First was a butcher, with smart wit, using a knife, he gave it a slit, Second was a carpenter, strong and bold, with a hammer and chisel, he gave it a hole, Third was a tailor, tall and thin, by using red velvet, the lined it within, Fourth was a hunter, short and stout, with a piece of fox fur, he lined it without, Fifth was a fisherman, nasty as hell, threw in a fish and gave it a smell, Sixth was a preacher, whose name was McGee, he touched it and blessed it, and said it could pee, Last was a sailor, dirty little runt, he sucked it and fucked it, and called it a cunt.



A biker walks into a convenience store at about 2:30 in the morning. He walks up to the cashier and asks "Where are your tampons?" The clerk goes, "Right down on aisle three, on the end to the left." Biker disappears down the aisle and finally, about 45 min. later he returns carrying toilet paper and cotton balls. The cashier starts to ring him up and goes, "You know, I know it's none of my business, but I thought you were here for tampons." Biker goes, "Well, last week I sent my ol' lady out for smokes and she comes back with zig zags and tobacco, by God that fucking bitch can roll her own too."




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One night A biker & His wife are celebrating their 50th anniversary. That night the wife approaches her husband wearing the exact same sexy little teddy that she wore on their wedding night. She looks at her husband & says, "Honey, Do you remember this?" He looks up at her & says, "Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married." She says, "That's right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?" He nods & says, "Yes dear, I still remember." "Well, what is it?" she asks. He responds, "Well honey, as I remember, I said, "Ohhhhhhh Baby, I'm going to suck the life out of those big tits & screw your brains out." She giggles & says, "Yes honey, that's it. That's exactly what you said. So, now it's 50 years later, I'm in the same negligee I wore that night. What do you have to say tonight?" Again he looks her up & down & finally replies, "Mission Accomplished."




Danzig - She Rides
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Dapper Dan had a sweet custom pan, that had of all things, an external leak. When ever it rained Dan would have to spread a thin layer of Vaseline on the valve covers to protect them from the rain, so he always carried a large jar of Vaseline in his coat. As Dan picked up his ol lady to finally go for a dinner at her parents house, she explained the dinner rules. My folks are a little strange, but while we are eating dinner, please do not talk. My parents have been doing this for years and the one who talks first does the dishes. Not a problem, he didn't want to do no fucking dishes. When they walked into the parents house he could see dishes everywhere, stacked in the kitchen, on the floor, on the counters, in the sink and the same in the front room. After 5 minutes into dinner Dan started to get bored. He's sitting at the dinner table with his ol lady and her parents and no body was saying a word. Dan thought, shit, the broad ain't worth all that, so with out saying a word he got up grabbed his ol lady jerked down her levis and fucked her on the dinner table. Not a word was said. As the mother brought out desert, Dan thought I'll make you assholes talk and grabbed the mother, hiked up her dress, bent her over the dinning room table and fucked her. Again not a word was said. As the mother was pulling her dress down, Dan noticed it had started to rain and ran for his jacket. He pulled out the large jar of Vaseline for his pan. Seeing this new move, the dad jumped up and said, "Alright damn it! I'll do the dishes!"




Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of their car which said: "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00." A policeman, seeing the sign, stopped them and told them they'd either have to remove the sign or go to jail. Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying: "JESUS SAVES." One of the girls asked the officer, "How come you don't stop them?!" "Well, that's a little different," the officer smiled . . "Their sign pertains to religion."
So the two ladies of the night frowned as they took their sign down and drove off. The following day found the same police officer in the area when he noticed the two ladies driving around with a large sign on their car again. Figuring he had an easy arrest, he began to catch up with them when he noticed the new sign which now read: "Two Fallen Angels Seeking Peter -- $50.00." Dave works hard at the plant & spends most of his evenings riding his scoot with the boys. His wife thinks he is pushing himself too hard, so for his birthday, she takes him to a local strip club. The doorman at the club greets them & says "Hey Dave, how ya doin?" His wife is puzzled & asks if he's been to this club before. "Oh No," says Dave. "He works at the plant." When they are seated, a waitress asks Dave if he'd like his usual Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable & says, "you must come here a lot for that woman to know you drink Budweiser. "No honey, she works at the plant, too." A stripper comes over to their table & throws her arms around Dave. "Hi Davey," she says. "Want your usual table dance?" Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse & storms out of the club. Dave follows & spots her getting into a cab. Before she slams the door, he jumps in beside her & she starts screaming at him. The cabby turns his head & says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave." An old biker is sitting out on his back porch just bawling his eyes out when his old lady comes out & asks him what's wrong. He wipes his eyes & asks her if she remembers back when her daddy was gonna have him thrown in prison if he didn't marry her. She says "yes, but what does that have to do with you bawling like a little bitch?" " Well, he says, today I would have been released!" center


Two bikers are pulled up at a stop sign. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting by. He pulls the bike to the side of the road, gets off, stands by its side, takes off his helmet, and bows his head. The procession passes by the intersection and the biker puts on his helmet, gets back on the bike, and starts it up. The other biker comes over and says, "That was touching. I didn't know you had it in you." The first biker responds, "Well, I guess it was the right thing to do - after all, I was married to her for 40 years."


A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker bar in the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, "Um, err, which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outside to the parking meter?" A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his body hair growing out through the seams, turned slowly on his stool, looked down at the quivering little man and said, "It's my dog.Why?" "Well," squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous, "I believe my dog just killed it, sir." "What?" roared the big man in disbelief. "What in the hell kind of dog do you have?" "Sir," answered the little man, "It's a four week old puppy." "Bull!" roared the biker, "How could your puppy kill my Doberman?" "It appears that he choked on it, sir."




My Interests





.. ..I ABSOLUTELY LOVE to spend time with my Husband; Mr. Roy Eugene Fields...A.K.A.Daddy!!!

( People often ask me why I call him Daddy?.. "CAUSE I'M A... .... .... Naw, Just Fuckn' W/U...'SMILE...:)', Seriously: 3 artist's cum 2 my mind immediately..is, of 'course the following: 1st and foremost is; Janis Joplin ( Daddy... ) 2nd is; Fleetwood Mac ( This is for you Daddy ) and last BUTT by far not the least is Toby Keith; ( Who's your Daddy? ) I KNOW who my Daddy is. ..I guess a close 2nd to spending time with My Ol'Man would have to be; My Animals "update later w/names and pictures." Each and every-one of them!!!And Definately...My FAVORITE Hobby would have to be; Shooting Pool & Fucking....

In MY opinion, I Do NOT play Nearly Enough :) ....I assume ( Makes an ass out of you and me, that's what I've alway's heard!!! LOL. ) Would have to be Reading...&/or Learning Everything in SIGHT!!!Shooting Darts,
Harley-Davidsons.... Easyrider Mags., Camping, Outdoors &Learning this Da*N Computer " Ya'all know what I mean..."
Update later as I grow :) Life is a learning process. No day is a Complete Failure...as long as you learn something new. AMEN.
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Oh' I know, My Husband's Evil twin( With his permission...Of 'Course ) Just One Night & "Not Mean" I wouldn't Get Hurt...Just Roughed Up....PURRRRRRR. & OBVIOUSLY THE FOLLOWING, Like Duh....:)

I Love You, Daddy!!!

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Would Be at this time in my life, My Better Half; My Ol'Man...)

I Love You, Daddy,

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And Thanks For All You Do Now And Everything You WILL Do...:) 'NO Matter How Big Of Of An ASSHOLE U Can Be'...SMILE, I LOVE YOU, Wolvie


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4 Real: Who ISN't? You R The Best & Futher-More Young Man, You Are MY Asshole!!! I Will Always Cherish & Adore You. Always and Only Yours, MAW. ..
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This old man in his eighty's got up and was putting on his coat. His wife said, "Where are you going ?" He said, "I'm going to the doctor." And she said, "Why? Are you sick?" "No," he said. "I'm going to get me some of those new Viagra pills." So his wife got up out of her rocker and was putting on her sweater and he said, "Where are you going?" She said, "I'm going to the doctor too." He said, "Why?" She said, "If you're going to start using that rusty old thing again, I'm going to get a tetanus shot.



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