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Name: Christian E. Zapata
Birthday: July 1st, 1984
Birthplace: Long Island, New York
Current Location: Spring Hill, Florida
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: black
Height: 5'8"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian, and Ecudorian
The Shoes You Wore Today: My steel toed boots.....I worked today
Your Weakness: Women, and cars
Your Fears: Being alone
Your Perfect Pizza: Everything
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: sleeping with Angelina Jolie
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "Its always darkest just before dawn"
Thoughts First Waking Up: Shit, Im late.
Your Best Physical Feature: My teeth
Your Bedtime: whenever the perks kick in.
Your Most Missed Memory: My grandmother
Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: Both
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither they both taste like ass
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: NO
Do you Swear: FUCK YEA!
Do you Sing: yes, along with a bucket to carry my tune.
Do you Shower Daily: twice
Have you Been in Love: ........one word....BECKIE!
Do you want to go to College: I am in it!
Do you want to get Married: Not now, but one day....yes
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I can fly, I believe I can touch the sky
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yea
Are you a Health Freak: Would want to be
Do you get along with your Parents: Kinda sorta
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love em
Do you play an Instrument: Used to
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Im a college student
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: ......
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea
In the past month have you had Sex: hah!......obviously we havent met before
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: of course! I LOVE IT
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: I dumped her!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: YES!, Jesus Christo!, I am in COLLEGE
Ever been called a Tease: nope, I live up to my reputation
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: eaten by sharks
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: In NYC
What country would you most like to Visit: Italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Brown
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: my height if not shorter
Weight: light, not Kate Moss light
Best Clothing Style: decent, not in a whores uniform
Number of Drugs I have taken: 3
Number of CDs I own: a shit load
Number of Piercings: i have 6 piercing holes
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: To be a superior being one dont regret.
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! found this movies layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com "Fortune always favors the bold."- Vergil.My name is Christian, born in Long Island, New York and live in Spring Hill, Florida. I hate where I am, but plan on moving away soon, very soon, hopefully to New York. I am a Senior at University of South Florida and currently going to graduate in Spring 2008 with a bachelors in advertising, and hopefully work on my masters....maybe. My loves are very simple and basic, I am a very nerdy kid who loves doing fun shit, but these are my main hobbies; The Dallas Cowboys, Dragonball Z, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, PS2, my PSP, Resident Evil, Metal Gear Solid, Castlevania, Angelina Jolie, Rebecca Romijn, Jenna Jameson, Tyra Banks, Ferrari's, Corvette's, 2006 Suzuki Hayabusa, sports bikes, American muscle cars, BMW, Spiderman, Batman, The Punisher, Tales from the Crypt, Spawn, and many many others. I am looking for a girl who is down to earth, who has her shit in gear and whom I can learn from as well. I love to watch horror movies, draw, workout, play chess, read books, drink, party, jet sking, surfing, swimming, running, and playing video games. Being sarcastic is the staple of my well being I can make anyone laugh and if your not laughing Im probably making fun of you with a friend of mine. My family and my friends come first. If anyone has a problem with that then we will have problems and I will no longer associate myself with you. My sister, and brother mean the world to me those two are my Yoda in my life. My couisn Joey is the greatest cousin one can have, I go to that kid with all my problems and he is my true home dog. I have a few select friend whom I appreciate alot, and if anyone wants to have fun and is fun themselves then hit me up. I go to Clearwater, Miami, New York, Tallahasse, Orlando, Tampa and anywhere else that is fun. I usually go to Blue Martini, The Ampitheater, Floyds, Samurai Blue, Gameworks, Shepards, and many other fun places.
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Your Autobiography

Part 1: The Birth of You
Were you a planned baby?: I would think
Were you the first?: Nope
Who was present at your birth?: My mom and a doctor
Were your parents married when you were born?: Yea, my mother is from an Italian family
What is your birthdate?: July 1st, 1984- (Canada Day...eh!)
Part 2: The Family
How would you describe your family?: loud, fun, and a damn good looking one at that!
Are your parents married? Divorced? Seperated?: Divorced
Siblings or an only child?: 2 sisters, and an old wise brother
If you have siblings are you oldest, middle, or youngest?: Youngest
What are your siblings names and ages?: Lisa, Eric, and Lisa Rene
Which parent do you get along with best?: Both about equally
What do you fight about?: What don't I fight about, but its usually about social issue, life, and relationships.
Do you have step parents?: No Way!
Part 3: The Friends
Do you have more than one best friend?: I do and I don't
Who are your best friends?: Harley, Kaylene, Mike, Lisa and my cousin Joey
What do you like to do when you are together?: Drink, laugh, and go partying
Do you share the same interests?: All but Mike, we fight on about everything.
Which friend can you tell anything to?: I tell them everything, I am a very open person.
Part 4: Your Personality
How high/low is your self esteem?: Higher than a mountain- where it's not supposed to be.
Do you get depressed about things easily?: Depends.
Are you and extrovert or and introvert?: Extrovent
Are you happy?: Very.
Do you live life to the fullest?: I'm a single 22 year old Italian/ Ecuadorian New Yorker who has money and a good job.....FUCK YEAH I DO!
Part 5: Apperance
Are you comforable with the way you look?: Indeed
What would you change about your apperance if you could?: My body size, would like to be more broader and thicker.
Do you have any piercings besides your ears?: Oh yeah....I have 6 holes.
Describe your hair.: Thick, short and THEE blackest hair you will ever see.
What make-up do you wear?: umm....none
How do you dress?: Clean cut and classy, and usually comfortable.
Part 6: The Past
Were you a strange child?: No such thing as strange, this is 2007 folks.
What did you use to love that you no longer do?: Sorry I stick to my loves, thats why I "love" them.
Do you have the same friends?: I do and I don't. Only Katharine, Kaylene and Cynthia has been there the longest
Was there anything in your past that was traumatizing?: Too dark of a question for a blunt answer.
Part 7: The Future
What is your ambition?: To be healthy, fit, and financially stable with Angelina Jolie- (my soon to be wife)
Are you scared of growing old?: Yeah.
Do you want to get married?: Oh yea! Papa needs to have some offspring at one point.
Part 8: The Outdoors
Do you prefer indoors or outdoors?: outdoors all the way.
What is your favorite season: Summer
Weather?: Slighty cloudy, almost raining but not quite.
Do you like walking in the rain?: No I like running in the ran.
Part 9: Food
Are you a vegentarian?: FUCK NO!
What is your favorite foor?: Foor?
What food makes you want to gag?: None
What is your favorite dessert?: ALL OF THEM!....HMMMMMM
What is your favorite restaurant?: Friendlys
Are you a fussy eater?: no, I eat about 3500 calories a day, No fussing here.
Part 10: Relationships and Love
Are you single or taken?: Single.....and loving it!
If taken who is the lucky guy?: Sorry not a homo.
Do you think love is the best feeling in the world?: It is once you know it.
Do you believe in love at first sight?: Nope, I believe in lust at first sight.
Part 11: Expierences
What was one of your greatest expierences?: rollercoasters, sex, and parting in NYC.
What was one of your worst?: None currently
Have you ever done drugs?: Of course.
Have you ever thought you were going to die?: .....who hasn't?
Have you ever suffered from depression?: I did with the loss of my best friend Jango, Taz, Pheobe, Jade, Chester, Taboo, and Taboo 2.....RIP
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Great quotes: "Do I look like someone who really cares what God thinks?!" -Pinhead "There is no greater sorrow than recalling happiness during misery." -Dantes Inferno "They dont know what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead." -Gollum "I said it before and I will say it again you Sayians don't know when to give up!." -Cell "Why dont you have an orgasim once in a while and stop living through mine."-Christian Troy "Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one who is interested in you."- MagnetoDallas Cowboys, Jerry Jones, Tony Romo, Julius Jones, Marion Barber III, Jason Witten, Terrel Owens, Terry Glenn, Patrick Crayton, Roy Williams, Jason Garrett......Angleina Jolie because she is the most beautiful woman ever!Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 100% Green Lantern 95% Hulk 85% The Flash 80% Superman 70% Supergirl 65% Spider-Man 60% Wonder Woman 60% Robin 60% Catwoman 60% Batman 45% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
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You are Mace Windu Mace Windu 84% Lando Calrissian 81% Han Solo 77% Obi-Wan Kenobi 73% R2-D2 73% Chewbacca 73% Qui-Gon Jinn 73% Boba Fett 70% Darth Maul 68% Luke Skywalker 63% Tall, dark, handsome and hairless.
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Music:

House- all types: tribal and progressive, Rock, Reggae, Techno, Classical, Alternative and of course 80s.

Movies:

-Spaceballs -Beetlejuice -Scary Movie -Lord of the Rings trilogy -Star Wars saga- -Airplane- -Not Another Teen Movie- -V for Vendetta- -The Departed- -Hellraiser series- -Spider-man 1,2,3- -The Layer Cake- -The Boondock Saints-

Television:

DRAGONBALL Z, Outlaw Star, Nip/Tuck, The Family Guy, NFL, College Gameday, ESPN, Sportscenter, Sex and the City, and Sex Talk with Sue Johansen

Books:

Dallas Cowboys Media Guide, The Hobbit, Dante's Inferno, anything by H.P. Lovecraft, anything by Anne Rice, Playboy, Hustler, Penthouse, How to Make Love Like a Porn Star by Jenna Jameson and anything with Angelina Jolie on the cover, LOTR series.

Heroes:

All of Dallas Cowboys, Tony Romo, Bill Parcells, Vegeta, Cell, Anakin Skywalker, Yoda, Gandalf the Grey, Pinhead, Carnage, Venom, The Joker, Magneto, Gambit, my boy Mike, and of course Dr. Christian Troy.

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This was e-mailed to me from a friend that seen this on a profile, whom I would love to shake their hand for writing this.... "Ok, so this is me.... My life used to be life-like, now it's more like sh...
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"Mirror, mirror....." Who are you? "Who am I? Depends on who you ask. Some see nothing more than a mindless monster, an egotisctical freak of nature to be pited or feared. Others see a man guide...
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