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T.J.P.R.E.M.I.X.

And He Believes Her When She Says, Its All Worth Reaching For...

About Me

"Call me Jack-the-Bear, for I am in a state of hibernation." - Ralph Ellison

My Interests

Names of Streets You Should Know, Volleyball, Wiffle Ball, Dodge Ball, Kick Ball, Bass Guitar, Writing, Drawing, Video Games, Catch Phrase, Quiddler, Phase 10, Boggle, Magic: The Gathering, FFR.com, Laughing, Anime Boston, Always Being in the Passenger Seat, Going to Shows, Biting My Nails, Bubblewrap

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a Vision, like.... Quentin Tarantino, or Takashi Miike, or Harris Burdick, or Amy Sedaris, or Bjork

Music:

Fear Before the March of Flames, Underoath, The Fall of Troy, The Number Twelve Looks Like You, Hot Hot Heat, The Blood Brothers, Bjork, Mates of State, Chiodos, Cambiata, The Faint, Heavy Heavy Low Low, Math the Band, Arcade Fire, The Chinese Stars, 1996, Cough Cough, Our Last Night, Sparks the Rescue, Electric Light Orchestra, The Beatles, Fleetwood Mac, The Knack, Daughters, Kanye West, An Albatross, Velvet Caliber, The White Stripes, The Bled, Forward Russia, Death from Above 1979, CSS, Klaxons, Far-Less, Saetia, The Miles Between, Minus the Bear, everysmithever, 3oh3, Arab on Radar, Every Time I Die, Fire When Ready, Gravy Train, Rahzel, Neon Blonde, Christine Hayward, Via Audio, LoveHateHero, And You Will Know Us by the Trail of Dead, Joanna Newsom, The Slip, Eisley, Stab the Matador, miaow miaow

Movies:

Night of the Living Dead, Kill Bill, Battle Royale, Strangers With Candy, Versus, Dancer in the Dark, Crash, Cannibal Holocaust, Audition, 3 Extremes, Death Proof, Pulp Fiction, Sin City, Feast, Feed, A Tale of Two Sisters, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, The Chumscrubber, The Emperor's New Groove, The Incredibles, Airplane!, The Birds

Television:

Strangers With Candy, Campus Ladies, Stella, Drawn Together, The Chappelle Show, The Sarah Silverman Program, Good God, I Love the 30's-70's-80's-90's, All Access: Middle Ages, Devil's Trade, America's Most Smartest Model, Family Guy, American Inventor

Books:

Comic Books and Manga. Other than books with really big pictures, I enjoyed reading: Battle Royale, Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close, I Am the Cheese, Beyond the Chocolate War, The Chocolate War, 1984, The Devil's Dictionary, A Spell for Chameleon, X-Men: Second Genesis, The Last Basselope: One Ferocious Story, The Mysteries of Harris Burdick

Heroes:

Any one of those 20 faces to the right

My Blog

critic

Prologue:So I apparently think I can be a film critic. I think to myself and figure, "What the Hell? Why not? Anybody can do it, right?" Probably just because I'm tired. Probably because I like t...
Posted by T.J.P.R.E.M.I.X. on Thu, 24 May 2007 01:24:00 PST

song

Hey, I wrote a song... "I Ate Ron Jeremy Because I Was Drunk" The city rests And I'm feeling dangerously fine Its disconcerting how my scars feel so far away from me tonight But all I know is tha...
Posted by T.J.P.R.E.M.I.X. on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 11:57:00 PST

haikus

1. My blade calls your nameNow that it has kissed your fleshThe two shall not part... 2. Dark secrets: cold, black When my heart can take no more... Damp blade: red razor   3. Fear of life; conf...
Posted by T.J.P.R.E.M.I.X. on Sun, 27 Nov 2005 12:00:00 PST

chuck

Here are some amazing Chuck jokes for everyone to learn for use on a rainy/boring day. Enjoy.  =]   Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. When Chuck Norris has sex wit...
Posted by T.J.P.R.E.M.I.X. on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 10:16:00 PST