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Jared

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I LIKE: bass guitars, prank phone calls, burritos, hi-top nikes, sweaters with collared shirts, supervillain team-ups, Alex Ross art, raw denim, living in the city, action figures, Howard Stern, Peroni, sarcasm, good Stand up comedy, running, Kubricks, NYC, Bill Hicks, my bed, air conditioning, being too nice

I DESPISE: Aeropostale, 45% of college kids, skechers, juice, Dane Cook, people who graduate college and go back every weekend, Paris Hilton, fruit, cover bands, over zealous homeless people, spiders, spring break package trips, O.A.R, girls who wear tiaras on their birthday, dresscodes, unreliable public transportation, Whoopi Goldberg's eyebrows, tucked in shirts, being too nice

My Interests

describing pork to kosher people

Music:

Glassjaw, Queen, Beastie Boys, Ben Folds (Five), Blur, Illinois, Brand New, mewithoutYou, Owen, Gang Starr, Muse, Sean Lee, Sigur Ros, Primus, The Cure, Days Away, Jimmy Eat World, Oasis, Mineral img src="http://www.pfunkt.com/confidancebanner.gif"

Books:

The Tales Of A Meaty Breasted Zilch - Episode 3
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