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The Integer Club

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About Me

I fell on my cranium when I was young, what's your excuse?

My Interests

Integers, soy-sages, cameras, Nutella, fetishizing the medium, jumping around, kicking things, jumping around and kicking things, fire, kids flannel shirts, cutting and pasting, making loud annoying noises, hula hoops, shakuhachi, throwing up (only sometimes)

I'd like to meet:

Whole numbers only. No fractions, decimals, binomials or what-have-you.

Music:

The Clash, The Ramones, T-Rex, The Distillers, Tool, Cave In, AFI, Refused, Amen, International Noise Conspiracy, Raging Speedhorn, Converge, Outkast, X, Gang of Four, Queen, The Mint Chicks, Black Flag, Drive Like Jehu, Adam and the Ants, At The Drive In, Test Icicles, System of a Down, New York Dolls, 100 Reasons, Hole, MC5, David Bowie, King Adora, The Darkness, Coheed and Cambria, Franz Ferdinand, Green Day, Biffy Clyro, The Hives, Mastodon, The Smiths, Lostprophets, Dead Kennedys, Nirvana, A Perfect Circle, Jimmy Eat World,Idlewild, Elvis Presley, Less Than Jake, Rancid, Pig Destroyer, The Icarus Line,The Blood Brothers, The Boggs, The Liars, Ralph Stanley, Interpol, Placebo, Wolf Eyes, The Ataris, Led Zeppelin, The Cramps, British Sea Power, The Libertines,My Chemical Romance, Sunn O))), The Locust, The Stooges, Thursday, Glassjaw, The Arcade Fire,TV On The Radio, The Killers, Alkaline Trio, Boris, My Disco, Wesley Willis, Limp Wrist...

Movies:

Rock and Roll High School! A Clockwork Orange, Lost In Translation, Star Wars, Russian Ark, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Plan 9 From Outer Space, I Heart Huckabees, Edward Scissorhands, 28 Days Later, Rififi, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, Shaun of the Dead, Spinal Tap, Happiness, Welcome To The Dollhouse, Brazil, John Waters films

Heroes:

Calculators

My Blog

Kashgar Ga-ga

Kashgar is P-O-N-Y! So many reasons why, such as the fact that we had dinner with a one-eyed government man. And of course, the fact that the guy behind me on the bus looked like BORAT!Waji and I got ...
Posted by The Integer Club on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 10:08:00 PST

Chinese rice wine = Satan’s whore

Second part of my insane 2-week China crossing saga. Saga? Are you Icelandic? When last I left you, we had got into Chongqing city, the capital of Chongqing province. Aren't they inventive with their ...
Posted by The Integer Club on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:25:00 PST

Where’s Waji?

Since we last parted ways, my little ponies, I have zig-zagged through half of China, on buses, trains and boats. And I have discovered that Waji may be the slowest person on earth. I thought I was a ...
Posted by The Integer Club on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 10:55:00 PST

I climb mountains for fun

If you call conquering the Great Wall fun, that is. I climbed the Great Wall with a hot Spanish doctor though, so it was fun for me. I didn't find out his name, so from now on, I shall simply refer to...
Posted by The Integer Club on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 08:26:00 PST

Collateral

So, is it perverse that I was having the time of my life while being yelled at in Mongolian by a thug? Maybe. But so what? Here's what happened. Waji and I got a taxi to Ulaan Baatar train station, h...
Posted by The Integer Club on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 12:40:00 PST

Half-naked men and fermented mares milk

Mongolia, land of wide open spaces, wild romantic steppes, and mutton. Loads of muttonsss. Even the train carriages on the way to Ulaan Baatar smelled like muttonsies. In case I haven't mentioned it t...
Posted by The Integer Club on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

In Va-China

How can I not like a country that has both the Fawlty Towers Hotel and beer-fish in the same small town? China's going good already. I've only been in China since last Tuesday, crossed the border from...
Posted by The Integer Club on Mon, 27 Aug 2007 02:51:00 PST

I just melted

This was the first installment of my travel log, here for those who didn't receive it. It's not that exciting, so don't bother too much - Hello chubis, I'm now in Hue, slightly more than halfway throu...
Posted by The Integer Club on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 12:43:00 PST

Fawlty Towers

...is the name of my hotel in Yangshuo, China. It rocks.
Posted by The Integer Club on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 03:33:00 PST

Making ready to go

Away! Away!The spell of arms and voices: the white arms of roads, their promise of close embraces and the black arms of tall ships that stand against the moon, their tale of distant nations. They are ...
Posted by The Integer Club on Tue, 24 Jul 2007 08:50:00 PST