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N*RN!A IS KING

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Okay. My name is Patrick (Dram), and here's some shit about me. Much to the shame of some of my friends, I'm a hyena furry who talks too much, makes jokes about abortion, punches girls in the tits, hates emo people, enjoys life, wants to get a intestinal parasite and take a shit in Christopher Paolini's mouth, and doesn't give a shit what you think about me. If you like me, good for you; when the zombie apocalypse comes, I'll let you into my impenetrable fortress. If you don't like me, good for you, you won't have to listen to my incessant talking. Fashion is evil and so are celebrities and paying more attention to one dead white princess bitch than thousands of AIDS-dead six year old black kids. Fuck that. Also, if you are a girl, and you hit me, I'll kick the shit out of you, you little dyke. If you are a girl, and you hug me, I'll hug back and make cute hyena noises. If you ignore me, I'll leave you alone. Same with guys; if you say, "Yo", I will say, "Whuddup." If you say, "What's up, fag," I'll rip your ear off with my teeth. I'm not a tough guy, but I am 6'1 and I do work out and even though you'll probably win I'll take a good chunk of your stomach with me. That's pretty much how I work; treat me good, I'll be your best friend. Treat me like shit, and I'll bite off your thumbs. If you go to HN, I'm the oddly tall kid with bushy hair and the green Element bag who normally looks blazed out of his mind.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:


Rugged.
Sexy.
Marlboro lites present....
Jesus.

I want to meet Massachusetts furs, the Messiah, Mumble the penguin, and cool people who don't look at me funny and go "Ummm.... okay???" because when white hoes do that shit it pisses me off because you're the one who throws up the lunch you spend your lunch money on instead of giving it to me so go back to the McDonald's restroom you were born in, shut your eyes, open your legs, and wait for someone to plug you. Good news, your mom's a Grandma.

My Blog

Dukiza Sika Ticha.

Golly gosh fuck and a sack of puddayduh chips. I just got back from the Herra Terra concert at the Java Hut, which included insuming large quantities of grape soda and hypnosis. I enjoyed it quite tho...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 21:06:00 GMT

Bloggity Bloggity Blog.

So, yeah. People are mad at me for not being able to talk to them and my parents are mad at me for talking to them before and my friends are mad at eachother ofer stupid petty bullshit reasons one day...
Posted by on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 22:04:00 GMT

Egh.

This is starting to hurt. It feels like something cold, something carbonated and chemical swishing around my insides, all clammy, all burny but it's fickle-fickle-fickle--sometimes I think it didn't h...
Posted by on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 16:30:00 GMT

W/e

Okay, I'm just in a shit mood today, so just... don't read this or something. I'm doing this to vent. Look, world. I know we've had our ups and downs, our highs and lows, our Happy Feets and our Erago...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 16:17:00 GMT

Blargh.

As blogs go, this is just a fevered sharpie scribble on a napkin, but nonetheless. All in all, I liked the book. I feel that in the long run all the seemingly overdone detail and explanations provided...
Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:28:00 GMT

Life Is Beautiful

That's the title of one of the most unjustly-sad stories I've ever read, by Tim Susman. It's also, for the most part, true. I'm starting to see previews for the Eragon movie more frequently now. It's ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:08:00 GMT

Life Is Beautiful

That's the title of one of the most unjustly-sad stories I've ever read, by Tim Susman. It's also, for the most part, true. I'm starting to see previews for the Eragon movie more frequently now. It's ...
Posted by on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 16:08:00 GMT

I Will Shit On Your Face.

Lemme tell you something about the devil. Now, you've heard jowl-faced old preachers wuffle out descriptions ranging from something with goat legs, scarlet skin, and horns, to Ellen DeGeneres' gynacol...
Posted by on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 15:46:00 GMT

Shit.

Okay. Imagine me, lanky-tall me with bushy hair that's bristly with sweat, in my lucky jacket sitting in a very-nice-expensive faux-leather chair in the lobby of a very upstanding 4-star hotel. A...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 22:09:00 GMT

KILL BUSH

Kill Bush. Slaughter him. Split his gut open and let all his intestines slap the ground like fat rubbery snakes. Gnaw all his limbs off with a power-trimmer and leave him to soak in lukewarm water in ...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Oct 2006 20:09:00 GMT