Watching TV, and not talking on the phone (unless it's with you!).
A Pirate monkey, or a just half of that equation! I am not too hard to please.
Everything you don't listen too. Unless you are as stellar as myself.
Movies with drug dealers, pimps, skinheads, aliens, cheerleaders, and any angry black guys(Sometimes they are mad about some skinheads). I also like the films with Frodo and the whacky adventures he shares with his little friends from the shire. Ohh Pippin and Mary, what trouble will you be in next?
Yes, I have two of them.
Why walk when you have a car, I already said I had two TV's...Shit!
You! you are very special to me.....except for you over there...you, sir, are a disgrace!