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My PERFECT WOMAN ...Well a few of them... A word to the wise to any woman I'm dealing with at the present or in the future: If you do not have a IQ of at least 120 or better This is not the ride for you... I'm not trying to be mean but I'm sick of meeting beautiful women that are dumb a fuck. Another thing, if you are over the age of 21 but you act like your 16..... stay the hell away from me. I don't have time for children.
I'm just the average joe (if you believe that you must be crazy). . I am what you would call a Fucked up person with a good heart, and lets not forget I will speak my mind no matter what.... On second thought I don't Have a good heart, only when the situation calls for it.The 'SORRY MUTHAFUCKA ANTHEM (only for guys that ain't worth shit!)
Directions: when saying this anthem either have a gun to your head or have an rope around your neck and stand in front of a mirror ~*~*~ look ya sorry self in those pitiful eye and say these words loud and shamefully proud!!
I pledge legence to my worthless ass for my mom should have born me a fag i'm less than a man for all it is worth i ain't got shit ,ain't ever gonna be shit Cuz my own truth hurts. i cheated on my wife i'm living off of my girl i am my own human waste i make my own children wanna hurl MAN I'M A SORRY MUTHAFUCKER I AIN"T WORTH SHIT my limp dick has more meaning i'm just wasted piss My life Means nothing ,no bright future ahead so i'm gonna do me and the rest of the goddamn world a favor cuz i'm better of dead!!!!!...........
Directions: now for those with the rope around their necks comminse hanging and for those with gun, pull the goddamn trigger already!!!! thanx for making the world for us good women a little better one day at a time.
*peace*