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I'd Cheat a Priest Just to Get to You

If I Bashed Your Skull In Would Your Secrets Fall Out?

About Me

I'm in between dreams right now, having placed my hope for a job in writing on hold for the time being.I could live without my cell phone. I hate that people can track me down at any given moment.I hate when people feel sorry for themselves.I lack compassion and patience.I abound with 'your mom' jokes and road rage.I love to write but hate to type.I find I contradict myself a lot because I am always learning something new to make me think differently; in fact, I don't know how relevant this section will be in a few weeks.I choose my friends wisely and my boyfriends poorly.I like being single because I can do whatever I want, and it suits me nicely.I am a bad-speller which may undermine my attempts at getting paid for writing.Everybody thinks they have a great sense of humor; but i really do!! :)I've been thinking about planning my funeral--just so everything goes smoothlyI enjoy sarcasm and crass jokes.I like Aqua Teen Hunger Force and Trigger-Happy TV.I have an almost unnatural propensity towards Lifetime Movies (as in the network for women. . .)I like to walk down dark allies at night on purpose to see what will happen.I am often intimidated by uber-intelligent people, but I like surrounding myself with them.I don't think I am negative, I think I am a realist.I don't trust anyone who hasn't had their heart broken atleast 2 times. I'm on 4, but that's because I am careless. Luckily, I'm over it. :)I have an unhealthy obessesion with gossip magazines, but I refuse to watch the live-action versions like awards shows; they make me kinda sick.I read A Million Little Pieces after the truth came out and I still couldn't put it down. If you like real love stories about drag queens and drugs, read I Am Not Myself These Days. It freaking rocked my face off.I pretty much will try anything once. Wait--I just changed my mind. It depends.I fear getting older...not because of wrinkles, but because I feel so unsettled and I am not sure where I am suppose to be.I hate NYC almost as much as I hate almost the entire state of California. San Fran can say. . .but that's it!I have a weird thing with socks; I have quite an extensive collection of socks from men I barely know. . .We'll talk about it later.Still looking for a man strong enough to tie me down. . .literally. . .;p
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My Interests

Being inspired after vacations, the one-armed bandit in AC, spontaneous roadtrips, drinking coffee at midnight, red wine at 3am, horror-movie marathons, making-out like I'm in 9th grade, people-watching and secretly narrarating their lives, making to-do lists, not completing anything on my to-do lists, dancing to Shakira and Britney Spears in my bedroom. My guilty pleasure: country music and trashy mgazines(what can I say - I'm from Jersey).

I'd like to meet:

Someone who can be interdependent, who understands what it means to give and take, to love someone, and who is ready to be transformed by life's next big moment. I sound like I'm waxing poetic here, and that's not my style. But I am ready to meet real, genuine people who are up for adventures - a risk-taker who likes coffee at 3 am and horror movie marathons. I like surprises and creative plans. I love going out for a good time, and talking for hours over a bottle of red wine. Extra attention to: guys with an agressive side, who can hold a conversation in any situation, tattoos/piercings (tribal arm-bandits not included), a motorcycle or an el camino and/or wild, curly hair. IM me @ djtrixx13 (I'm usually on late at night ::winks::)

Music:

Completely eclectic...

Movies:

X-Men, X-2, Hard Carndy, The Piano Teacher, The Secretary, Van Wilder, Supertroopers, Wayne's World, Billy Madison, Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Children of the Corn, Halloween, A Clockwork Orange, Love Actually, Amelie, Run Lola Run, Momento, Following, The Lady in White, Natural Born Killers, Steel Magnolias, Thelma & Louise, The Sweetest Thing, When Harry Met Sally, A Christmas Story, The Dark Crystal, Pretty Woman, Kill Bill, Resevoir Dogs, etc. I like a wide variety of movies--I am not a huge critic, so if it is a fairly solid plot, I am usually entertained.

Television:

America's Next Top Model. But Tyra's Show has gotta go. Mad TV, Family Guy, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, CSI:SVU, House, Man vs. Wild, Forensic Files etc.

Books:

A Clockwork Orange, The Awakening, On the Road, Jane Austen's ish, anything on serial killers, The Bad Girl's Guide to the Open Road, true crime, 18th and 19th century British lit. etc. ... Does USWeekly count?

Heroes:

Real men drive Buicks.

My Blog

I don't support blogging anymore

That's why I have ceased to continue.  Except for this last declaration of anti-blogging in my blog. Which is now, officially, defunct. *Poof*...
Posted by I'd Cheat a Priest Just to Get to You on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 12:35:00 PST

Body Parts For Profit

My sister is seling her 1993 Chevy Lumina for parts. $150. Call me. 856-371-9749
Posted by I'd Cheat a Priest Just to Get to You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Invalid

Does anyone who lives around me want to have a garage sale..I need to get rid of some shit...Obviously this is mainly targeted to Sean and Patti....but Clare...you game? Sometime this month okie dokie...
Posted by I'd Cheat a Priest Just to Get to You on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST