FATSALAMI

About me? About me? Let me tell you about me. Uh.................. I got nothin!?! Fo really yo I be the most flyest dope guy you ever be meetin yizzo! I got 4 women in my life, my wife, my beautiful new baby girl Alyssa, my mom, and my sister. My family means everything to me. So don't be tryin to be steppin up on that shizznit yo! OK for real though like I said in another part of my profile I hate deleting stuff so bite me. Here is some new stizzuff about me. I am back from a long azz deployment. Thats about it. Any questions? Just kidding haha. I can not stress enough how good it feels to be back home with my family. My loving and beautiful and patient and beautiful and something and something and beautiful and did I mention PATIENT wife. Also to be with my precious, gorgeous, and very smart daughter Alyssa that is going to be older than me mentally in a year. Now that I buttered my wife up enough maybe, just maybe, I might be getting laid tonight WOHOOOOOO!!!!!