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your friend jay

i remember watermelon, fingerbangin', Purple Rain, and being cool.

About Me

1. your friend jay 2. attention whore 3. emotional scaredy cat 4. proto-slacker 5. modern drunkard 6. procrastinator extraordinaire 7. slovenly cad(thanks bob!) 8. cosmic dancer 9. middle-age teenager 10. hipster doofus 11. american idolater 12. humanitarian contrarian(thanks kel) 13. exhausting naysayer 14. curly headed white boy 15. frustrated musician 16. criminally vulgar 17. non-hater 18. future mr. kelly clarkson 19. bay city roller 20. economics wrassler 21. chronically single 22. good-time charlie 23. lonesome loser 24. pretty mess 25. starfucker 26. automaton 27. over-thinkerand if the perusal of my blogs of banality and my barely coherent semi-witty retorts placed tenderly(and with much love) into your "comments section" aren't(isn't?) enough, my AIM handle is "imperialjg". now you can visit me and i can exhaust you in real time. now. lets rap.

My Interests

i love pop culture trash and alcohol and rock 'n' roll and more alcohol and summertime and chocolate milk and you

I'd like to meet:

you, you big silly!!!

Music:

the recent play-list: district line(bob mould), conquest(the white stripes),lucky(nada surf), detours(sheryl crow), its time for a love revolution(lenny kravitz), a new world record(electric light orchestra), little kingdoms(citay), places(georgie james), get the guests(the high strung), the surface and the shine(shalini), cold and kind(the 1900s), tutu to tango(axe riverboy), strange man, changed man(bram tchaikovsky), in rainbows(radiohead), hideout(film school), cansei de ser sexy(CSS), cross(justice), presence(led zeppelin), magic(bruce springsteen),high society(the silver seas), alive 2007(daft punk), bazaar bazaar(birds of avalon), the black and white album(the hives), teenager(the thrills) asleep at heaven's gate(rogue wave), happiness ltd.(hot hot heat) an end has a start(editors)

Movies:

virgin suicides, guess who's coming to dinner, hoosiers, gummo, dawn of the dead(remake and original), almost famous, the wild bunch, rumblefish, garden state, near dark, rivers edge, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, jackass, inherit the wind, bad news bears (original), ferris buellers day off, the jerk, boogie nights, dazed & confused, lords of dogtown, transamerica, pee-wees big adventure, pulp fiction, thumbsucker, evil dead trilogy, brokeback mountain, purple rain, american psycho, the matador, high fidelity, tommy, blue velvet, capote, fight club, fear and loathing in las vegas, good will hunting, the birds, point break, bring it on, taxi driver, memento, take the money and run, trainspotting, lost in translation, hang 'em high, animal house, donnie darko, the brown bunny, texas chainsaw massacre, down by law, a place in the sun, friday night lights, the lost weekend, jaws,the devils rejects, hedwig & the angry inch, new york doll, the man who wasn't there

Television:

oh, how i love the magical glowing box. OLD SCHOOL FAVES: m*a*s*h, dick van dyke show, happy days, seinfeld, freaks and geeks(the greatest television experience EVER!), cheers, northern exposure, everybody loves raymond, sanford and son, saved by the bell, once and again, full house, roseanne, sports night, brady bunch, the office(british version). MODERN DAY VIEWING PLEASURES: lost, house m.d., american idol, how i met your mother, the big bang theory, pushing daisies, prison break, rescue me, greys anatomy, the riches, parental control(and pretty much ANY cheesy MTV show)

Books:

reading is fundamental and shit.

Heroes:

tim delaughter, bill hicks, lester bangs, david lee roth, malcolm x, vincent van gogh, john lennon, hunter s. thompson, jesus christ, mark twain, neil young, lenny bruce, grover...

My Blog

saturday nights alright for rockin’

i just got back from detroit rock city...... me and alan headed downstate for the CD release show by motor city legends the dirtbombs...... magic stick...sold the fuck out.... the evening began w...
Posted by your friend jay on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:33:00 PST

hearts are trump

this has nothing to do with the fact that i'm devoid of a valentine this year(or actually the last twelve or so years)...so please do not attribute this to envy or jealousy or anger or loneliness or s...
Posted by your friend jay on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 07:47:00 PST

perhaps the greatest porno title...ever! and not for the squeamish....

i apologize in advance.....but i felt the overwhelming need to share this...... ..> ..> but even better than the title is the accompanying warning: WARNING: Extreme cum farting content inside! Viol...
Posted by your friend jay on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 08:28:00 PST

let love rule

what is the degree of wrongness...... .......that i still buy and dig lenny kravitz? for some reason i feel like i should call this a "guilty pleasure"......but i don't believe in GPs........so, i sha...
Posted by your friend jay on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:44:00 PST

sundays highs and lows

highs "cloverfield" fucking ruled....... a new-fangled take on the "godzilla" films( i mean, yeah yeah yeah, hollywood had totally run out of clever ways to show big monsters trampling big cities...
Posted by your friend jay on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 08:40:00 PST

mister kingdom

when i lived "up north"..... there was a time..... i spent exactly one month of spring(may), three months of summer(june/july/august) and two months of fall(september/october) living/residing in this ...
Posted by your friend jay on Sun, 03 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

ouchy the clown

so, yeah..... ..> ..> http://www.ouchytheclown.com/welcome.html  ...
Posted by your friend jay on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 08:47:00 PST

i <3 rock and roll

last night......majestic theater.....louis XIV, hot hot heat, editors.... if i ever doubted the power of rock(and i really never do) last nighth made me a believer again.... a belief in moving majesti...
Posted by your friend jay on Mon, 28 Jan 2008 07:06:00 PST

the nude suit

more than a little creepy...... but oh, the looks one would get.... Previous Next http://themightysven.carbonmade.com/projects/379411    ...
Posted by your friend jay on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 09:06:00 PST

heath

tonight, a million and three blogs will be written(perhaps even by you) concerning the loss of heath ledger.....everything will be said.....but.... i only want/need to say these few things: 1. i ...
Posted by your friend jay on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 06:50:00 PST