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Phil Phunk

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

Find out...tho it may be far from what you want it to be, and if im all you had in mind...your probably worse off then I am.

Well, if a poet I am, this place is a joke nonsensical textalites, sincerity they broke

But what do you and I an all here try So thirsty and eager for, oh my pixel perfect whores Welcome to our new race, born of myspace.

So now a rhythmic ode to me, shirtless photo free...fags. Comics, cloths, crayon resumes, empty days. Slightly detached, but not that you could see. Features drawn thin, do you know why that could be? Brilliant babble, bestial, bloody boast, fear of morning toast Predefined, over scrutinized, always underachieved Struggling to weakness, with darkness I greave.

My Interests


A 200 Question Fun Survey 4 Myspace (All The Bzoink Surveys Put Together)
Full Name:: Philip Charles Burge Maslow
Birthday:: Early October
Birthplace:: Manhatten
Eye Color:: Blue
Hair Color:: Black/Purple
Height:: 6'3
Weight:: 135
Right handed or Left handed?: Right
Your Heritage:: Mixed
My Worst Habit:: Nympho?
Zodiac Sign:: Libra
Shoe Size:: 11
Pants Size:: 28
Innie or Outie?: In
Parents Still Together?: Not so much
The Shoes You Wore Today:: Motorcycle boots, Circa 1973
Your Weakness:: Tall and lithe- lol
Your Fears:: Knowledge lost like Atlantis
Your Perfect Pizza:: Thin crust margarita
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year:: Get a steddy night DJ gig in Tempe
Your Most Overused Phrase On An Instant Messenger: Got any Tracks?
Thoughts First Waking Up:: Morning wood closure
Your Best Physical Feature:: Those who know always tell
Your Bedtime:: 5:00AM
Your Most Missed Memory:: Chicago Winters
MY FAVORITES
Favorite color?: All got there place
Food?: Japanese Caribiean Fusion
Sport?: Umm...Well it takes two people
Animal?: Solitary hunters
Ice Cream?: Coffee
Candy?: Pocky
Store?: PinkDot-24HR Delivery CHEAH!
Salad Dressing?: Balasmic-Vin
Actor?: Costanzo
Song?: Why can't you free some time
Letter?: X
Number?: 8
Gum?: Nah
Holiday?: Halloween
Season?: Winter
Toothpaste Flavor?: Mint
Radio Station?: UCLA broadcast NPR after 10
Perfume?: Yes
Scent besides perfume?: The Ocean
Body part on the opposite sex?: Lips
FRIENDS AND LIFE
What Do You Want To Be When You Grow Up?: Armand Van Helden
How Do You Want To Die?: In another galaxy besides the milkyway
Turn ons:: Tall, Lithe
Turn offs:: Rude Ignorant Bitches
Which One Of Your Friends Acts The Most Like You?: The First Rule of The Order is indivduality
Who's The Loudest?: More volume is Less wisdom
Who Makes You Laugh The Most?: Comedy is spread throughout The Order
Who Have You Known The Longest?: The Order knows not of time
Who's The Shyist?: Speak when something is to be said
When Have You Cried The Most?: Singing drunk
What Is The Best Feeling In The World?: Seeing a dream become reality
Worst Feeling?: Broken dreams
Where Do You Want To Live When You Grow Up?: Chicago
If You Could Change One Thing About You What Would It Be?: Be abel to partician my time
How Long Do You Think You'll Live?: I've lived lifetimes
FINISH EACH SENTENCE
Let's walk on the: backs of the bruised
Let's look at the: Beauty
What a nice: Begining
Where did all the: Truth go
Why can't we: Free some time
Silly, little: rabbit, Tricks are for kids
Isn't it weird that: we got here
Never under any circumstance: forget this moment
I wish: for more wishes
Everyone has a: choice
I am: still here
HAVE YOU EVER
Been In Love?: Yes
Been To Juvie?: Too slick for that
Mooned Someone?: Yes
Been Rejected?: Yes Everyday
Ran Away From Home?: No
Pictured Your Crush Naked?: Isn't that how you always seem them
Skipped School?: Yes
Thought About Suicide?: No-To live is a great adventure
Slept Outside?: Yes
Laughed So Hard You Cried?: Yes
Cried In School?: Maybe in the 1st grade
Thrown Up In School?: No
Wanted To Be a Model?: Not wanted-Was
Cheated On Someone?: ...Yes
Done Something Really Stupid That You Still Laugh At Today?: Yes
Seen A Dead Body?: Yes
Been Bitched Out?: Yes
Drank Alcohol?: Seriously?
Smoked?: Yes
Been On Drugs?: Yes
Eaten Sushi?: An hour ago
Been On Stage?: Yes
Gone Skinny Dipping?: Yes
Shoplifted?: Yes
Been Drunk?: Yes again jeeves
Been Called A Tease?: Yes
Been Beaten Up?: Yes
DO YOU
Swear?: Fuck no!
Sing Well?: No
Shower Daily?: Yes
Want To Go To College?: In it
Want To Get Married?: Don't understand the question
Believe In Yourself?: Yes
Get Motion Sickness?: Used to
Think You Are Attractive?: Game Recognizes Game
Get Along With Your Parents?: Yes
Like Thunderstorms?: Yes
Play An Instrument?: My Way
Own An IPOD?: No
Pray?: I think and perhaps someone can see my thoughts
Go To Church?: I don't need to be a part of something
Sleep With Stuffed Animals?: Doesn't sound fun
Keep A Journal/Diary?: No but I should
Dance In The Rain?: Yes
Sing In The Shower?: I beatbox
THIS OR THAT
Pepsi or Coke?: Pellegrino
McDonald's or Burger King?: Whole Foods
Single or Group Dates?: Define Date
Chocolate or Vanilla?: Vanilla
Strawberries or Blueberries?: Both
Meat or Veggies?: Both
TV or Movie?: Movies
Guitar or Drums?: Drums
Adidas or Nike?: Don't give a shit
Chinese or Mexican?: Luv all da girls
Cheerios or Corn Flakes?: Oatmeal
Cake or Pie?: I chase cake and smash pie
MTV or VH1?: VHI Classics Soul
Blind or Deaf?: Deaf-You can still feel vibrations
Boxers or Briefs?: Briefs=Winter/Nada=Summer
CAN YOU
Do The Splits?: Hell No
Write With Both Hands?: No
Whistle?: Yes
Blow A Bubble?: Yes
Roll Your Tongue In A Circle?: Well!
Cross Your Eyes?: Yes
Walk With Your Toes Curled?: huh
Touch Your Tongue to Your Nose?: Yes-lol
Dance?: When I fell it
Eat Whatever You Want And Not Worry?: Thats the truth
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON
You Touched:: DJ-Squirrel
You Talked To On The Phone:: Paulo Castanzo
You Instant Messaged:: AM
You Hugged:: Gandhi+Jesus+Buddha+Shiva It was a group hug
You Yelled At:: Steeve Jobs
You Played A Sport With:: The Bears-XBox
WHAT'S THE LAST
Time You Laughed?: Today
Time You Cried?: I'm overdue to get some shit out
Movie You Watched?: Lockstock
Flavor Of Gum You Chewed?: Not so much
Joke You Told?: My lifestyle is comedy
Song You've Sung?: Night Life
RIGHT AT THIS MOMENT
Where Are You?: In Bed
What Can You See Out Your Window?: La Jolla Shores
Are You Listening To Music?: Yes
What Are You Wearing?: Nada
What's On Your Mousepad?: A mouse trap
BELIEFS
Do you believe there is life on other planets?: Can't deny the math
Do you believe in miracles?: Everything is a miracle
Magic?: I am a magician
Love at first sight?: Yes, among other things
God?: Yes-But not your god+need a day to describe
Satan?: Not exactly
Ghosts?: Yes
Santa?: I used to...
Evolution?: Nature evolves
RANDOM
What Country Would You Most Like To Visit?: Wherever I end up
Number Of CD's I Own:: Not important
Your Good Luck Charm:: No such thing
How many pillows do you sleep with?: 6
Do you drink milk?: Soy
Person You Hate Most:: I can't hate-Just misunderstand
Most Outdated Phrase:: Holla
Do you think God has a gender?: Someone hold him done and I'll lift up her skirt
Where do you think we go when we die?: Can't tell ya- So live it up
How many rings until you answer the phone?: I don't answer, many will inform you
What is something scientists need to invent?: How to get rid of "bad apples"
Are you a health freak?: Mos def
Are you a virgin?: Mos not
If you could travel into space, where would you go?: Far
What is the worst weather?: Hot hot humidity
Did you play with Barbies as a child?: Better than plain with Ken
How many grades have you failed?: 0
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I'd like to meet:

I met this girl I like, I love, I can't stop thinking about Shes ever present in my thoughts and I want to forever walk the cold dark wasteland of eternity with her by my side I'm in love-------------------------------------------------Jonny the Homicidal Maniac Grr Invader Zim Gaz Master Shake Carl Dunna Nute Motoko D Happy Noodle Boy (Off drugs please) Bato My long lost cat Bartolby And maybe Ren, but deffinatly Stimpy

Movies:

Boondock Saints, Lock Stock and 2 smokeing barels, Snatch, Pirates of the carbien, Auqa Teen Hunger Force, Invader Zim, Nightmare before Christmas, Ghost in the Shell, Vampire Hunter D, o god, drawing a blank, but there are like 100000 more I like

Books:

Enders Game, Enders Shadow, Shadow of the Hegamon, Shadow Puppets, The Wheel of Time, all of Raimond E Fiest, Vampire Chronicals, Nerumancer and on, Lord of the Rings, and yes, Harry Potter are entertaining.

My Blog

And the trembleing of freeze tag in the dark

The rules: once you've been tagged, you must write a blog with 10 little- known facts or habits about yourself. At the end, choose five people to be tagged and list their names. Don't tag the person w...
Posted by Phil Phunk on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 08:35:00 PST

The funk phenomena

Friday: Dance till you drop, boys and girls10$=In the door with 5 drink ticketsMake it happen
Posted by Phil Phunk on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 10:30:00 PST

Best insults of the month

5th-Alison, with: Grade-A Nutsack(wearing an asahat)4th-Chris,with: Sanctimonious Tool3rd-Yours truely, with: Spherical Basterd(The 360 Asshole)2nd-Derek,with: Bonifide Muppet1st-James, with: Shmegma ...
Posted by Phil Phunk on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 03:44:00 PST

40 plates, 100 screws

Dear public..:namespace prefix = o ns = "urn:schemas-microsoft-com:office:office" />   Been swamped of late;   To the band-Pictures up shortly   To the rest of you- Call me fuckers. Hel...
Posted by Phil Phunk on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 05:06:00 PST

Best way to spend your sunday

Would have been to go to the MSI concert. What a fucking great show. Well lookin forward to NIN in november but noone stand up to MSI. Gotta see it to belive it.
Posted by Phil Phunk on Tue, 04 Oct 2005 11:04:00 PST

"The bass, the mic, the rock, the treble!"

The bass, the mic, the mindless self indulgence is what it is! Comin to Soma side stage this october. Tickets going fast, grab em while you can.
Posted by Phil Phunk on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 08:00:00 PST

Photo update

Droped out some photos I didn't like and put some better ones up..ya..thats all.
Posted by Phil Phunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Update

Decided to upload a few more pics from my phone because I figured out how to work it. Better pics if you ask me, not sure if I should remove the old ones.
Posted by Phil Phunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Cookie?

So I put up a background and some music...do I get a cookie now? I dont have 4 dollers for girl scout cookies!!! Just give me 1 pleeeeeeeease. Well judging by the hour, the amount of coke cans all aro...
Posted by Phil Phunk on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST