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two foot quarter pipe

i don't need no instructions to know how to rock

About Me

(skateboards + paint brushes + whiskey + music) divided by The Midwest, 3 teaspoons of nervous energy, a dash of travel, 1 cup diced vegetables, and 2 cups ambition. "Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies." -Aristotle

My Interests

SKATEBOARDING. ART. MUSIC. BANTER.

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded peers who have anything intelligent to communicate in an interesting manner.THESE ARE MY PEOPLE... the jameson

windshield warrior

my fucking brother

kauffopolis

he used to like master p

bacon tits

sone

grapes & pita

crussil meap

fossil meat

resume building abilities

friday morning

power water

beast

jerm beam

fueled by booze

banterbot

de la hunter

insect anal sex

linz

the butts

those bitches!

(mrx+kpo)10

nicar road

Music:

i once saw deathklok in a bar. true story. i also once saw m.c. pee pants steal candy from a baby.

Movies:

the OG Star Wars Trilogy, Donnie Darko, The Chumscrubber, Adaptation, Garden State, Crash, the Evil Dead trilogy, Eternal Sunshine..., Anchorman, Lost Highway, Lost in Translation, Fear and Loathing, The Usual Suspects, Blues Brothers, anything by Kevin Smith (except Jersey Girl), anything by Mel Brooks and most skate flicks.

Television:

ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, Conan O'Brien, Harvey Birdman, Family Guy, Simpsons, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, 12 oz Mouse, The Office, SNL, Chapelle Show, Metalocalypse, Seinfeld, and Frisky Dingo.

Books:

Deadeye Dick, God Bless You Mr. Rosewater, Player Piano, Breakfast of Champions by Kurt Vonnegut Jr (the most badass of all time). The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, Yellow Dog by Martin Amis, and Leaves of Grass by Walt Whitman.

Heroes:

Full Johnny Turk

My Blog

tat2's and commissioned pieces

these are pics of a sleeve i will be designing for my boy dave (ex icarus escapes). go see them on friday. last show ever. anyway, i can't believe someone actually got something of mine tat2'd on them...
Posted by YancY on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 11:13:00 PST

Bad Music Boogie

50.Cash Money.stick to selling drugs,don't rap.Buckcherry.go back to your trailer park,your 7 year beer run is over.Paris Hilton:you thinking you can make a recordis like a train thinking that it's ce...
Posted by YancY on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:52:00 PST

new drawering

this guy is new. i think i'm happy with him. not so sure about a title yet. but, it's brewing in my head. whe i scanned him i flipped it the wrong way too. it should be a left hand, not a right. it lo...
Posted by YancY on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:54:00 PST

FREE ART!!!

so, here's the deal. last week before going to mccormicks for dollar beers kauffopolis, brian, and i all decided to do some stenciling on priority mail stickers. after they dried we went out to the ba...
Posted by YancY on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 11:57:00 PST

fucking yeah.

i am in the midst of trying to amass an arsenal of new artwork (word up alliteration). these are two more things that i finished yesterday. i have more already in the works. i really want to have some...
Posted by YancY on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 11:23:00 PST

this just in

nothing special. but, it's fun to look at. i think so anyway. it could be a pin for the upsets in the near future. if this happens you should buy millions and support a really cool band, and make your...
Posted by YancY on Wed, 02 Aug 2006 02:36:00 PST

ART STUFFFFFF!!!!!!

this is some of my art that i have not put in my picture section. some of this is new, some of this is old. but i'll keep the newer stuff towards the top. all is for sale. message me if you are intere...
Posted by YancY on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:35:00 PST

My Twenty-Something Teenage Angst

Chapter 1          Sometimes it feels like everything has been done, but Ive yet to experience it. The words screamed in my ears like the sound of a thousand hearts break...
Posted by YancY on Wed, 03 May 2006 09:09:00 PST

new poem. help me name it.

And I swore I heard the sound of laughter, maniacal; uncontrollable, coming towards me. Emanating in darkness, veiling me in fear. Frozen; alone, a chill coursed through my blood. Longing for the saf...
Posted by YancY on Thu, 30 Mar 2006 10:12:00 PST

If you read one of these, pick this one

last night i went to check the mail for my tax return. i found something infinitely more valuable. i found a letter addressed to me from the potoczky family. if you know me, you know that just imagini...
Posted by YancY on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 04:42:00 PST