J. DANGER

WOMEN IN SUNGLASSES - The Exhibition
..
This has become a competition...and at this point...we just want to know...
This video is of when I learned to walk...
..
I am an ARTIST (self proclaimed), and if you can't appreciate my work...I have people to deal with you. I am an author, teacher, spiritual entrepreneur, and in a previous life...a ninja hitman for the rich and powerful. I have been known to be a sexual mechanic of sorts. I have low latent inhibition and enjoy the finer things in life...vintage ports, cotton bathrobes, naked origami, and beauty in all its forms. I like taking photos, eating great food in highly ritualized indigenous ceremonies...or just simply in bed. I like doing things...many things...fast things...slow things...good things...bad things...but especially I like doing things for no reason. My favorite moments are those that mystify your sense of purpose. Moments that make you wonder if this world is what it appears to be. I am a seeker. I am a risk taker. I am a fool for love. I am sensitive...and this makes me strong as hell. I love to laugh louder than I think I should. I am a mud-wrestler (but only with cute girls who look hot in baseball caps). I am passionate, and like people who are willing to believe in what is important. I love a great smile. I love honesty.
I am a man on a mission...but it has come to my attention that I have been hiding out in the jungle for the past ten years...and the war is over. But in my defense...I run so fast I can turn back time...and I never even brag about it.
HERE ARE SOME OF MY RULES...
Live with purpose.
Make your own rules.
Reflect each day.
Nothing is the end of the world.
Fear is an opportunity.
The question is not "can I" but rather "how do I"
Have a vision...make it BIG...work towards it a little everyday.
Most importantly...BELIEVE.
THESE VIDEOS ARE FROM WHEN I WAS A NINJA HITMAN FOR THE RICH AND POWERFUL
..
..
MY INVENTIONS
The electric toothbrush with the automatic toothpaste dispenser (Crest stole the idea, and are awaiting my lawsuit). Chai ice cream (stolen by Double Rainbow in June of 1999), as well as the motorized ice cream cone. I have to my credit the Pet Shower, Floating Furniture, the first ever underwater golf course, the mobile suitcase (the one where you can ride your luggage), the noiseless potato gun, the human powered fitness gym (this will become popular after my genius is realized), a magnetic-resistance weight room, the IceyO (a sexual enhancer that also promotes fertility), and of course, Asianzyme (an ingenious remedy for those that suffer from a missing enzyme prohibiting them from the consumption of alcoholno more details can be revealed as this product is in the pre FDA testing stages).
I have also been experimenting with mind control since the tender age of four. I began with inanimate objects and have worked my way up to entire tribes and subcultures. I have many patents pending on various instruments to help maintain a commonly understood mass hallucination of inadequacy and fear. One such device, the specifics of which I obviously cannot go into for reasons of national and international security, can be seen below as I hypnotize a good friend to pay the bill for my veggie burger and sweet potato fries.
CATCH ME IF YOU CAN...
MY ART - WWW.JEREMYCORBELL.COM
I took this shot in Downtown LA...
This is home...
I'm also big into making Puppet Porn...it's a revolution actually...and I'm proud to be on the front line...
..
..
..
..