Maria - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'll try to keep this brief. I'm 27 years old. I'm a bartender and bar manager. I'm also a makeup artist, which I really enjoy. I love my family and my job to death, but both of them drive me crazy, lol. I have multiple piercings, but most of them are in places I will never show you. I have a mouth like a sailor and I spend entirely too much time at the bar. I'm a big label whore and I'm addicted to shopping. I'm very open-minded and I don't judge. I love to make people laugh, even if it's at my own expense. I would visit the day spa every week if I could afford it. I need a breathalyzer on my cell phone. I'd love to fall in love and get married like all my friends, but I'm not holding my breath--I'd rather die alone than settle. I'm definitely a big dork, but I think that being "cool" is over-rated (there's NO WAY that the "in crowd" is having as much fun as I am!). My life hasn't exactly been easy, so I've grown into a very strong and independent woman (which some people apparently find intimidating). I have the coolest beach house ever in Ocean City and I wish I could spend more time there. Anything else you want to know, just ask me, my life is an open book!
You Are a Designer Bikini!
You're all for the beach, if it's at the best resort sipping the best cocktails.
And you love to look fabulous in a couture bikini. What Kind of Bikini Are You?
Free Cursors

My Interests

*Shopping
*Travel
*sushi
*Gossip
*Reading
*Margaritas
*Writing in my journal
*Makeup
*Wines
*Movies
*Festivals
*Girly pink stuff
*Trying "weird" food
*The Beach
*Collecting pink flamingos
*The Gym
*Barhopping
*Gambling
*Perfumes
*Tanning
*Chocolate Martinis
*Amusement Parks
*The colors green and aqua
*Making people laugh
*Holidays

That's all I can think of at the moment...

You Belong in 1988
Wild, over the top, and just a little bit cheesy. You're colorful at night - and successful during the day. What Year Do You Belong In?

I'd like to meet:

No one!! I'm only looking for people I already know. So if I don't know you, don't send me a friend request! You're gonna get DENIED!!!

You Are an Animal Print Bra!
Wild, zany, and even a little crazy. You make every date an unpredictable adventure. You want a guy who will constantly surprise you. A relationship that's the most insane ride of your life. What Kind of Bra Are You?

.. Click here to get Falling Snow

Music:

I listen to just about everything. There really isn't much that I don't enjoy...except for songs that get overplayed on the jukebox at work. I hear "Redneck Woman" and "Free Bird" in my sleep!!!

Movies:

.. border="0"

Television:

Big Love (I am totally addicted!), Without a Trace, Taxicab Confessions, Ugly Betty, Sex in the City, Scrubs, The Simple Life, Dr. 90210, The Sopranos, Cold Case, Desperate Housewives, Cathouse, Nip-Tuck, Family Guy, The Girls Next Door, CSI and CSI: Miami, The Golden Girls (I really hope I'm that much fun when I'm old!), The Surreal Life, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Real Sex, America's Next Top Model, King of Queens, South Park, Are you Smarter Than a 5th Grader? (I usually know all the answers, lol), Roseanne, Medium, The Simpsons...and the Travel Channel, The History Channel, The Style Channel, Lifetime, and the Discovery Channel. Basically anything that DOESN'T involve sports!

What Celebrity Booty Do You Have?
You are J Lo!

Your booty has a continent of its own, and gets you lots of attention. Take the Quiz!

Books:

Heroes:

Lilith--The original feminist!!! Also...both of my mothers (my adoptive mom in particular), the Virgin Mary, Joan of Arc, Susan B. Anthony, Maria Theresa (not me, the Polish Queen), Catherine di Medici, Maya Angelou, Margaret Sanger, Queen Elizabeth I, Condoleeza Rice, Frida Kahlo, Oprah Winfrey...and any other chicks with balls who can overcome setbacks and hold their own in a man's world!

You Are Most Like Miranda!
While you've had your fair share of romance, men don't come first.Guys are a distant third to your friends and career.And this independence *is* attractive to some men, in measured doses.Remember that if you imagine the best outcome, it might just happen.

Romantic prediction: Someone from your past is waiting to reconnect...But you'll have to think of him differently, if you want things to work. Which Sex and the City Vixen Are You?