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Hank Scorpio, World’s Dirtiest Entertainer!

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About Me

I go by the name Hank Scorpio and I'm the King of Shock Rock Entertainment. Since 1999, I dazzled and electrified audiences with my no holds barred style. By day I work as a bus driver for a busy transit company in Worcester MA. At night, I'm an untamed party animal who gets loose onstage and sends crowds into a frenzy. Like my stage shows, my songs are raunchy, shocking, outrageous with a humorous edge to it.My forte for risque songs and off the wall stage antics has earned me a wild reputation, two back-to-back awards and got me banned in certain places. I get the biggest rush out of performing in front of goth and punk crowds because they remind me of group sex. They're fun, freaky and wild and everyone participates.When it comes to my music, I believe in pushing the envelope and shocking the masses. In the past I been known for rocking shows with a tapedeck or with my deejay (Master Sun). In 2005, I formed a band called the Bone-Chillers. The mission of my new band is to wreak havoc, cause commotion and shake the pillars of the New England Music Scene.We're available for weddings, birthday parties, swingers parties, biker rallies, bars, nightclubs, porn conventions and gothic and vampire functions. Give us forty five minutes, we'll give you one helluva show.
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Member Since: 05/10/2005
Band Website: OFFLINE
Band Members: Hank Scorpio aka Blood Bank Hank---Vocalist/guitarist.James, The Ripper---- Bassist.Chris-----Guitarist.Brian---- Drummer.
Influences: Howard Stern, Richard Pryor, Andrew Dice Clay, Redd Foxx, Lenny Bruce, Rob Zombie, Marilyn Manson, Kid Rock, Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five, Sugar Hill Gang and the Goth and Punk movement.
Sounds Like: An orgy at a haunted whorehouse.
Record Label: STFU Productions

My Blog

Website down

Due to lack of money, the website known as hankscorpiogothic.com is offline. I know it sucks, but my funds are drained and so are my fellow band members (cue violins). It cost two-hundred six eight do...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 18:27:00 GMT

Look Ma! No Comments!

I been on myspace.com since October fifth of 2005 and there's something that's missing. COMMENTS. I haven't had one single comment since I started this profile. Not one. I was excepting some feedback ...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 18:21:00 GMT