I'm a superhero. I'm a ninja. I'm a super ninja .....but shhhh, keep that under your hat. If only to protect you from my arch enemies who would harm you to get to me. You know how it is.
Ninja Facts:
1. Ninjas are mammals.
2. Ninjas fight ALL the time.
3. The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people. Women are my kryptonite.....Oops. I shoulda kept that part to myself. Yin: « Bad drivers. « Business Speak. « Buzzwords. « Dial up. « Egos. « Hypocrites. « Lines. « Negativity. « Pretentiousness. « Prudes. « Slow cars on the fastlane. « Workaholism (Yeah, I know I have a problem). « Traffic. Yang: » The beach. » Canyon roads. » Coffee shops. » Computers. » Dancing. » Fat Tire. » The internet. » Karma. » Laughing. » Loungin'. » The mountains. » Pizookie. » Road trips. » Sunny days. » Surfer on Acid. » Sushi. » Tattoos. » Videogames. » WiFi. And now, a moment of Zen:
