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rhcpaul

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Paul SMASH!

i hate these things, like anyone is going to benefit from knowing that i am a hairy goliath with impeccable music taste!

i read a lot of webcomics, you should too
these are some of them:

there are more, but they weren't nice enough to provide me with banner thingys so im just gonna give them standard dull links. that'll show 'em!
Ctrl Alt Del
Penny Arcade
Overcompensating
XKCD
WulffMorgenThaler
Least I Could Do
John & John
Sinfest
Wondermark
Cyanide & Happiness
Perry Bible Fellowship

According to the "Which Big Lebowski character are you?" quiz:

Why don't you check it out? Or we cut off your Johnson!

see, i told you. PAUL SMASH!

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My Interests

music, film and the antics of my friends. very little else interests me, especially work. i have no interest whatsoever in that

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I'd like to meet:

as many members of as many bands that kick as much ass as possible.

if you could arrange that, that'd be great. cheers

also, the guy who made these:

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, best band ever, just to clear that up.
also: Pearl Jam,
Green Day,
Audioslave,
Weezer,
The Killers,
Ok Go,
The White Stripes,
Kings Of Leon,
Eighties Matchbox B-Line Disaster,
Dan Sartain,
Guillemots,
Gogol Bordello,
The Subways,
Beck,
Mark Lanegan Band,
The Shins,
System Of A Down,
We Are Scientists,
The Raveonettes,
Hot Hot Heat,
The Subways,
Reel Big Fish,
Queens Of The Stone Age,
Two Gallants,
Wolfmother,
Soundgarden,
Interpol,
Ash,
BRMC,
The Datsuns,
Dogs Die In Hot Cars,
The Flaming Sideburns,
Easyworld,
Jet,
Faith No More,
Lodger,
Silverchair,
The Mooney Suzuki,
The Offspring

Movies:

The Big Lebowki - "Nobody fucks with da Jesus"
Sin City - "I love hitmen. No matter what you do to them, you don't feel bad"
Anchorman - "San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina."
Saw - "Game over!"
Garden State - "By the way, it says BALLS on your face."
Baseketball - "Just hanging out. Playing Nintendo. Cock."
i Hellboy - "Look, Sammy, I'm not a very good shot but the Samaritan here uses really big bullets."
Shaun Of The Dead - "Fuck-a-doodle-doo!"
Napoleon Dynamite - "Bow to your sensei!"
Fight Club - "You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."

and there are many others, all with great quotes. but im bored of doing this now

Television:

Family Guy,
The Simpsons,
Futurama,
Various Cartoons, i love 'em,
Black Books,
QI,
Scrubs,
Brass Eye,
The Mighty Boosh,
Spaced

My Blog

in the dying days of 2006...

...expand your mind!2 new years links for you, a day early as there will be partying to be done tomorrow!so yeah, have some learnin'wanna know how expensive a round it would cost to hook yourself a ro...
Posted by rhcpaul on Sat, 30 Dec 2006 07:44:00 PST

ok, i have a confession

right, so i didnt think to email my list of links to myself, so i am here in nottingham with no link for you but you know what, it is christmas eve! you dont need me to entertain you hope you have enj...
Posted by rhcpaul on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 08:01:00 PST

woah, christmas eve tomorrow

check it, a christmas version of one of my favourite arcade games: tumblepop!deep freezexx
Posted by rhcpaul on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:58:00 PST

ninjaronimo

you will not suspect a thing*leaps stealthily into the darkness*white christmas animationxx
Posted by rhcpaul on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 09:56:00 PST

SIIIIIIILENT NIIIIIGHT!

im so glad that i only have to find 3 more linksbecause it means that i dont have to resort to using stuff likethis (it is a long load)againif anyone would like to make their own one so i dont look qu...
Posted by rhcpaul on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 07:48:00 PST

its almost too late!

no small talkthere is an updated line rider!xx...
Posted by rhcpaul on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 03:45:00 PST

do you have any idea how hard it is to come up with a new subject line each day?

so, its blue peter timeif anyone is feeling particularly creative today and has some free timemake thisor thisxx...
Posted by rhcpaul on Tue, 19 Dec 2006 05:31:00 PST

one week? ONE WEEK!

holy cow, its a week til christmas daythat is nutswhich means it is two weeks til it isnt 2006 anymorethat is also nutsso, this year has had a lot of good music, and a lot of good music videosthis her...
Posted by rhcpaul on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 06:09:00 PST

so yeah, i have a blog subscriber

how many do YOU have? yeah that is what i thoughtanyways, today's link is for him. i dont care that it has little/nothing to do with christmasif you need a tenuous link, the video is called 'snowball'...
Posted by rhcpaul on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:05:00 PST

whoop whoop skidoo!

its reeeally nearly christmas nowanyway, today's link.it is a list of toys. pretty cool, huh?but WAIT!these are no ordinary toys, these are all toys that were recalled for being too dangerous.as you w...
Posted by rhcpaul on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 04:29:00 PST