Good day to you Sirs and Madams, I am Mrs Slocombe and I'm very pleased to meet you I'm sure. I'm a mature lady of refined taste, I dont appreciate smut of any sort so please refrain from that sort of thing in my presence. I work hard at my job at Grace Brothers department store, I am head of the ladies department and have the pleasure of having Miss Shirley Brahms under me. I like to take care of my appearance, which is obvious, I never leave the house without my face on and my hair coiffed and coloured tastefully. My dearest friend is Mrs Axelby with whom I spend many a sociable hour at the roller rink and disco. We sometimes have a glass of gin or two, just to be sociable. My husband has been indesposed for some time now but I was to take this opportunity to dispute once and for all the horrible rumour that he was arrested by the fraud squad.
The real love of my life is my dear little pussy. I've lost count of the number of evenings I've sat in a trance stroking her.
