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Jesus McStabby

If I piss you off, it's probably intentional!

About Me

Hi y'all! What a load of crap...but hey, it's fun so here goes nothing. I don't care who you are, what you are, or even what species you are, but please don't try and talk to me unless you are able to claim one simple thing: you're as sick as hell (mentally or physically, I don't give a fuck). Unless you're a good-looking girl.
I don't like hippies, straight-edgers, goths, posers, and skaters, but I love having them around to annoy and pester. Just stand up for yourself, and be proud of what you are.
Come and take a look on The Wreckingpit Forum , my favourite psychobilly message board.

World Wide Animal Control 666! We Came To Wreck Everything And Ruin Your Lives......God Sent Us

My Interests

Persuading girls to send me pictures of their nipples (success rate so far 100%), freaks, sick things, insane things, gore, alcohol, drugs, psychobilly, Oi!, bastards, girls
I AM 90% ASSHOLE/BITCH! I am one of those people that love to hear the sound of their voice. That and my lousy attitude make for a mixture as toxic next-day-mexican-dinner-ass-drip. Take the ASSHOLE/BITCH test at Fuali.com

I'd like to meet:

The Brain, Animal, Sawboss, Skeletor, Venger, Miles Mayhem, Mojo Jojo, Sauron, Shredder, Krang, Dr. Claw, Cobra Commander, Wario, Ganon, the Dark Queen, Randall Flagg, Magneto, Sinister, Motherbrain, the Green Goblin, Mumm-Ra, Dr. Scarab, Big Boss, Baron Silas Greenback, Krulos, Gargamel, Hordak, Megatron, Prime Evil, and all other evil masterminds
Psychos...as in psychobillies, psychiatrists, psychopaths, psychologists, and everyone else with a fucked up mind. Oh, and 12-14 year old girls. Ok, I'll be honest. If you like alcohol, rock 'n roll, Oi!, or me, hell, I'd like to meet you too. Oh, and if you're normal, please let me know...it'd be something different. And, of course, good-looking girls. Always welcome.
ps. I must say that I'm also interested in girls that send me pictures of their nipples. Don't feel obliged, but if you want to...don't let nothing stop you! All received pictures will be handled with the utmost confidentiality. I can also be reached at 0031611241057 for those who happen to be in my neck of the woods and are looking for a pub crawl.

Music:


Psychobilly, Oi!, Punk, Ska and lots more... 59 Times The Pain, 4-Skins, 7 Shot Screamers, Alice Cooper, Alphabet Bombers, Ancient Rites, Angelic Upstarts, Antidote, Anti-Establishment, Anti-Nowhere League, Asmodeus, Astro Zombies, Atari Teenage Riot, Bad Manners, Badland Slingers, Bang Bang Bazooka, Banane Metalik, Barnyard Ballers, Batmobile, Battle of Ninjamanz, Beach Boys, Beavershot, Black Sabbath, Blitz, Brioles, Business, Calavera, Caravans, Carlos and the Bandidos, Casualties, Celtic Bones, Celtix, Cenobites, Chernobillies, Chibuku, Clash, Cockney Rejects, Cock Sparrer, Coffin Nails, Coffin Shakers, Condemned 84, Corpse Grinders, Cramps, Damage Done By Worms, Dead Kennedies, Deadbillys, Deadcats, Deltas, Demented Are Go, Demented Scumcats, Dicemen, Discipline, Disturbance, Dragstrip Demons, Dropkick Murphys, Dypsomaniaxe, Elvis Hitler, Evil Devil, Evil Gnomes, Excrementory Grindfuckers, Exploited, Fireballs, Flogging Molly, Frantic Flintstones, Frenzy, Gecko Brothers, Godless Wicked Creeps, Gorilla, Guana Batz, Gutter Demons, Hammerdowns, Hangmen, Hayride To Hell, Hellbillys, Highliners, Hillbilly Headhunters, Hillbilly Hellcats, Human Alert, Intoxica, Johnny Cash, King Kurt, Kings of Nuthin', Klingonz, Koffin Kats, Krewmen, Lars Frederiksen, Last of the Teenage Idols, Legendary Raw Deal, Let's Quit, Levellers, Lonesome Kings, Long Tall Texans, Los Gatos Locos, Los Straitjackets, Macc Lads, Mad Bats, Mad Heads, Mad Sin, Madness, Mark Foggo, Meantraitors, Meteors, Mighty Mighty Bosstones, Milwaukee Wildmen, Misfits, Monster Klub, Monsters, Motorhead, Mr. Review, Nakse Bananen, Nekromantix, Neuk!, New Model Army, Nine Inch Nails, Nine Nine Nine, Obnoxious, Oppressed, Os Catalepticos, P. Paul Fenech, Peacocks, Peter and the Test Tube Babies, Peter Pan Speedrock, Phantom Rockers, Pitbull Farm, Pitchshifter, Pogues, Pride, Psycho Bunnies, Quakes, Raggende Mannen, Red Alert, Real McKenzies, Restless, Reverend Beatman and the Unbelievers, Reverend Horton Heat, Riot Klan, Ripmen, Scary B.O.O.M., Second Chance, Sham 69, Sharks, Skalatones, Skitzo, Skoidats, Slanderin, Slapping Suspenders, Speed Crazy, Spellbound, Splodgenessabounds, Stray Cats, Surfin' Wombatz, Thee Flanders, Tombstone Brawlers, Torment, Totaal Verlept, Total Chaos, Toy Dolls, Twistin' Tarantulas, Vandals, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Wrecking Dead...
like it, love it, and if not.....fuck off!!!!
You are Psychobilly! You have an insane passion
for old horror movies & dead things. You also
have a tendency to get really drunk & poke dead
things with sticks, if not something more.
People often mistake you for a punk & your hair
for a Mohawk, but skrew them.

What kind of good music are you?
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Movies:

A Clockwork Orange, all Horror movies, most Fantasy, Cry Baby, Grease, Galaxy Quest

Television:

Cartoons: Transformers, M.A.S.K., G.I. Joe, Dino Riders, Thundercats, TMN Turtles, He-Man, She-Ra, Dungeons & Dragons, Powerpuff Girls, Johnny Bravo, Dexter, Spongebob Squarepants, Legend of Zelda, X-Men, Spiderman, Captain N., C.O.P.S., Danger Mouse, Ghostbusters, Bionic Six, Fantastic Four, Jayce and the Wheeled Warriors, Ulysses 31, Southpark

I adopted a cute lil' Scottish fetus from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

Books:

Horror and fantasy, and especially the combination, mythology and occultism. Favourite authors: Terry Pratchett, Stephen King, Tolkien, Clive Barker, Raymond E. Feist, Edgar Allan Poe, H.P. Lovecraft Oh, and take this test: What kind of Supernatural Evil are you?

Heroes:

Me, Myself, And I!!!! And of course: ANIMAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Blog

Defects? Qualities I'd call 'm!

SmartassYou are 85% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 85% Arrogant. You are the Smartass! You are rational, extroverted, brutal, and arrogant. You probably consider people who are e...
Posted by Jesus McStabby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The tale of the allergic squirrel...

Once upon a time, in a country far, far away, there lived a beautiful squirrel. People from all over the country came to the squirrels tree to admire him and bring him offerings of nuts. But the squir...
Posted by Jesus McStabby on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST