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SHAKE vertigo

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About Me

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It's all good, in the hood...
"You don't know what you got til it's gone" can kiss my ass :]
"You don't know what you missed til you found it" I reckon :]
there are the people I live for..
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"Ms Vertigo."
altogether now.....bow
My hair emits it's own light.
I'm Coventry's very own deranged goldilocks :]
I have quite an extravagant lifestyle. How I fund it is still a mystery to me.
I dance like a maniac to Wham, Michael Jackson and other well-known examples of 80's anodyne soul destroying pop.
I dislike vegetarianism, nihilism, narcissism, racism and most words with the suffix 'ism'.
The only exception being 'colloquialism' as I chat jack-all sense on a regular basis.
My friends are iconic. If you knew them, you'd admit that was undeniable.
Everyone since them has just been a let-down to be honest :]
I've made my peace with the skeletons in my closet. You can go and pay them a visit if you like. My mistakes are what have made me and my life is about as good as it gets right now, so regret can suck my left one :]
Boys, I am cassanova in female form. Everyone has their faults with relationships, I'm just up-front about mine. I want a boy who isn't naive enough to think he can change me. [side-note; if you want me, grow a pair]
Potential friends...I don't go for the line of least resistance. I want more unconventionalREPRESENTATION.
I will take your preconceptions of me and dessocate them without mercy.
Expect nothing from me, and I might surprise you.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:


in my wildest dreams♥

&&&

Elliott Morgan, on blind date.
Elliott Morgan, in Matalan.
Elliott Morgan, in the middle of Lourdes
Elliott Morgan, in the Dusseldorf sea-life centre.
Elliott Morgan, in the River Sowe.
&& Rich :] on a regular basis ♥.

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Music:

Really thuggish gospel

Heroes:

I am not lucky
I am blessed
That LawRAWR bear off myspace, happens to be my property :] She has helped me discover parts of myself I never knew existed and she's been there for me when in truth, no-one else has. She's the luckiest girl in the world in the sense that she is the only true female best friend I have ever had. Laura and I have taken the concept of fun to levels beyond your comprehension. I will never hold this friendship in the balance. ♥
Despite our incapacity to take eachother seriously, on the 4th October 2006, he told me "Nat you're my best friend because until I met you, I had no memories. Now I have so many."
Until I met him it would never have occurred to me to attempt sailing down the river sowe on a series of lilos, garden tables and bamboo sticks [in jeans].
It makes me so smug knowing I know the real elliott that you will never know through a series of idolising picture comments.
Without him I don't make sense.
With him, I make even less sense. and I wouldn't have it any other way.
In between shooing birds out of his house and dying his hair, we happen to be about as close as a boy and girl can be without being in love with eachother. we just missed that part out. :] ♥
I don't actually remember school before about mid-year 8. He'd probably deny it, but Chris is partly the reason for that :]
If the need for cameraderie in latin [video style] wasn't enough to make us friends, then dancing and our love of german totally secured it.
I don't know anyone who I have more in common with. I hope we rediscover our passion for dancing again soon, because in truth, I miss our random lunchtimes in the gym, battling with the laws of gravity and common sense to try and create the most bizarre, impressive lifts we could think of.
Since our friend Becky left for the lake district, I have needed him more than ever. 2006 was where I discovered who my real friends were. Chris is at the top of the list. ♥
Since year 7, Nat and I have kicked ass at almost everything we do.
Drawing postboxes all over her maths book for 3 years never did encourage her to come hurdling with me on a friday lunch time :[ for that, I may never forgive her.
But for the rest, I can probably never thank her enough.
tennis, italia uk, latin, g&t, german exchange, the list of the things we've been through together is endless.
Nat has been subjected to my twattishness for the last 6 years.
Bless you natalie, for sticking it out :] ♥
I'll be lucky to keep hold of this one. I don't deserve her. ly ♥
also...
♥ shinny
♥ kane
♥ kev
♥ james
♥ christo :]

My Blog

leamington...

scratch that last blog! the funnest day of my life was today. I went to Leamington with a childs daysaver with ickle nat and andyroo. and i tell you what it was brilliant. we got there then sat down u...
Posted by SHAKE vertigo" on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:11:00 PST

words can't explain...

how truly brilliant yet absurd 2day was. Yes. me, elliott, kirsty and jesus ben attempted to sail from baginton to kenilworth along the river sowe in our jeans on 5 lilos strung together with string a...
Posted by SHAKE vertigo" on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 10:19:00 PST